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@ShouldHaveAnima Making 13 minutes old look fabulous!!! 🥰

@stoolpresidente The left is now learning that these companies never truly cared about their issues. It is now and always has been about the money. The tide is turning in America and these large companies know it and are trying to create space between themselves and anyone assoc w/ controversy.

Here is the only take that matter on the Kimmel suspension. Mine of course…

@buitengebieden Ethel

What would you name this dog?

@Hunter_Eagleman The most delusional people on the planet…🤦🏼‍♀️

Yeah, sure!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@WorldDarkWeb2 Needs to be shot

Teenager goes around different neighborhoods smacking random people for TikTok likes

@CrystalHope1979 Ma’am it’s Monday and a 100 degrees…let us breathe a little before throwing out disturbing data sets like this…seeing 42 on my most recent bday cake was disturbing enough. 😔😑

Let it marinate.

@TracesofTexas The BEST donuts….

More evidence: we can't have nice things!

never forget 💄

@ThrillaRilla369 Randomly sized and misshapen (not even usable anymore) paper clips.

@w_terrence A dangerously ignorant twat

This is the Face of what

@sizzle_sarah Naw…mythical creatures for sure.

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold and put away their laundry in the same day?

@catshealdeprsn Fake news…a cat would never!

Unbelievable.

@catsareblessing Squash blossom

Husband vetoed naming him Heirloom Tomato - help us with other food or possibly nature inspired names

@megynkelly @keprettybird

You were too chicken shit to actually cc me on your post, @keprettybird, but let’s just say I’m sexy enough to keep my husband from sleeping with the nanny. Unlike J-Lo, however, I don’t feel the need to fake hump a bunch of strangers to prove I’ve still got it.

@EricLDaugh That is such a common sense, baseline to logic thought. It’s hard to believe that it’s controversial to want and more so take steps to ensure our food security. Who wouldnt want that???

🚨 BREAKING: In a stunning vindication of President Trump's tariff strategy, American tomato farmers are seeing the positive benefits of tariffing Mexican tomatoes. Who would've guessed...the experts were wrong again. "It's only been 2 days now and we've actually had a lot more calls of people having an interest in doing business!" "And the process hasn't even changed. Food security is national security and we need to be able to produce our own food here in the United States."

@AMAZlNGNATURE They are apart of the “chonk” and “unit” communities…

I believe i have been misinformed on the size of wombats and honestly I couldn't be happier

@AuronMacintyre Yeah there’s only so much the body can take and even the mind. The stress of trying to run a small business or be a self employed vocational/technician type can absolutely wreak havoc on your body over time. A lot of these men end up dead by 65 anyways.

This sounds reasonable if you sit behind a mic for a living If you’ve been roofing or plumbing or throwing freight since you were 18 the argument here sounds insane

@CNviolations They will post this about @elonmusk one day…from Mars…

He was not an addict, he was on a mission.

@TimothyImholt It’s just one and it’s not even wirey…yet. But on another note, did we ever find out exactly how many licks it takes?

This tracks at least for me.

X is wild.