Timothy Imholt

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Timothy Imholt

Timothy Imholt

@TimothyImholt

Father, writer, scientist, teller of dad jokes. The guy that wrote that book you read that time, and plays that game you like.

Seal Beach, CA Katılım Aralık 2010
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Timothy Imholt@TimothyImholt·
Am I dead and this is what it looks like in heaven?
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My @Snapple bottle just informed me that Mangos are related to cashews and pistachios. Well, now I know!
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TheDungeonDelver@A_DungeonDelver·
If you ladies play in my campaign, if you survive first level, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for wandering monsters. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Oerth. You are not even half-fucking-orcs! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of aboleth shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you play in my campaign the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no edition bigotry here! I do not look down on storygamers, larper-twinks, VTM drama queens or diceless system players here; you are all equally worthless! And my orders from Gygax are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to adventure in my beloved modules! Do you maggots understand that?
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Phillip Davis
Phillip Davis@Phillip96207244·
@TimothyImholt You three are exactly the type I wish I had at the beginning in 2019 as a team that would take a balanced approach.
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Timothy Imholt@TimothyImholt·
I D O N ‘ T C A R E A N Y M O R E
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Timothy Imholt@TimothyImholt·
@ShitMyPaulSays Lockheed is still publicly traded and has to report everything to the SEC. Couldn’t hide it there.
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Paul@ShitMyPaulSays·
@TimothyImholt The pentagon has never passed a budget and is missing trillions.
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Timothy Imholt@TimothyImholt·
The UFO guys made a claim about Lockheed and some reverse engineered tech that gets you to Mars in mere minutes. Really?
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@A_DungeonDelver Project Orion requires the use of nuclear weapons. I don’t want to be on that ship.
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TheDungeonDelver@A_DungeonDelver·
You'd need exotic matter in amounts that it's utterly impossible for us to make. I remember seeing someone doing some calculations on the Alcubierre drive and suggesting that the amount of exotic matter required to make it work would take a mass the size of Jupiter. Now I know Tim didn't say the original post said it was an Alcubierre drive, however, again, moving from Earth to Mars in minutes as he points out would require energy densities we don't have in normal materials, and I'm of the personal opinion that not even nuclear fusion or fission could do it. A NERVA type engine could get us there in months. A big dumb engine like Project Orion proposed could get us there *maybe* in weeks (IDK, too early in the morning for back of envelope physics equations). So no rocket juice or rocket candy, we'd need nuclear, and our current use of nuclear is such that this still wouldn't get us to Mars "in minutes".
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Greg Mayes@MayesGreg·
@TimothyImholt Why would we use that tech instead of the Lockheed teleporters? 😂
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Timothy Imholt@TimothyImholt·
Really old pic. He was watching Thomas the Train. That pillow always went with the show.
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