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@eircare our quoted bill for 12/07 was €79 but €170 was deducted from our account.

@Tee4Tara @cianlynch Spells it chamois, tut.

@cianlynch Sudocream is chammy cream...

Tell me your husband is a cyclist without telling me your husband is a cyclist, I'll go first: Sam calls our son's vests "base layers" 😂👌

Great to chat to my old team mate @TommyBowe about all things @Temple_Street and a few other things.😏 If you’d like to donate €4 please text BACKTO to 50300. Thanks for any support.

I’ve watched the video 100 times now and I’m still in awe. Further, how the woman just walks by like this is normal.

@EmerKel61461065 @ciaraquill @BiteSizeCafe Never thought I'd look forward to going into work. Need to get out of the house 😖🤯. Go back to feckin work ye moaning dossers.

@steve10907176 @ciaraquill @BiteSizeCafe You know you love spending time with the little darlings who have half of your genes.... sure how could they be anything but little darlings when you part created them!!!

True that! 😂🤣 Photo and blackboard courtesy of the witty @BiteSizeCafe 👏🏻 #remoteteaching #remotelearning #homeschooling

@EmerKel61461065 @ciaraquill @BiteSizeCafe Teachers are now, more than ever, the problem. 😡

@ciaraquill @BiteSizeCafe So true!

Christmas Number 1?

@xerosome @neiltyson Typical. All of Europe visible - Ireland under long grey cloud 🙄

FYI: I hardly ever retweet. Only if I think it will make you smile — because it made me smile — in a time when smiles are understandably rare, or possibly left unseen behind our COVID masks.

@lizzienugent Is this a sketch?

@cherylclark74 @sineadhmc1 @JeremyMcLellan Why do people with imaginary friends often tell others to grow up?

@sineadhmc1 @JeremyMcLellan Yes, very human sickening crimes to add to the other human sickening crimes that plague our world. Let’s turn against religion and become bitter in response - cos that’s worked great in the past. Grow up.

Imagine growing up in Ireland and not knowing that “the blood of the martyrs” refers to Christians killed by despots because of their love of God. Saint Patrick, pray for us.

@rickygervais Given enough time you will either be the ancestor of everybody or nobody. You @rickygervais will be the ancestor of nobody!

My next tour, #SuperNature, looks at the absurdity of superstition, magic and all unsubstantiated beliefs, and celebrates the conclusion that Nature is already Super enough. What's the most incredible fact you know?