Steve Valasek

Give whoever is running the digital strategy at the White House a raise ASAP

@SouthwestAir had an issue with our plane leaving PIT. We've been sitting in the second plane for over an hour, after being in the terminal for an extra 3 hours. We were supposed to get a connection to be home at PHX via DIA, but missed that. Earliest flight tomorrow is 6pm. 😒

@CaytonHolland @kristenschaaled I plan on making the trip up at some point. Have you thought of applying for a job there? Lol

I would like to as well. How do we get in there?

Raise the minimum wage! #HotUnionSummer

@greenlight what would soccer jerseys of NFL teams look like? I would get a Steelers one.

@MrBoobo @scalzi What everyone else has said as well as handling everything poorly. What people are overlooking is that most of Reddit's value comes from volunteers like me. My fellow mods use slack to communicate. We're located around the world and have become really good friends. We love Reddit

@steve626 @scalzi What is the protest over? I heard they were stopping free 3rd party access, but that seems normal for a company that needs to make money. Was there something else?

@RyanFMandelbaum Don't tell them about those birds in Australia that start fires...

(this is an image of a black-backed woodpecker, a bird who likes fire in the boreal forest more than anyone)

on the positive side maybe with all these wildfires we'll finally get evidence of american three-toed woodpeckers on the new york breeding bird atlas

Here’s Hunter Biden with Qatari and Saudi leaders right before securing over $3 billion investments.

One year ago today, 19 children and two teachers never came home from Robb Elementary in Uvalde. Families were heartbroken. The nation was shattered. So we all stood up and ended 26 years of federal inaction. It wasn’t enough, but my life will always be devoted to this cause.

@ThatEddieMurphy there are lots of birding opportunities around LA. My friend Luke leads walks with @PASAudubon that are a great intro. If you are ever in Arizona, hit me up, we can bird right next to State Farm Stadium

The 16-year-old teen was reportedly shot twice after going to the wrong address to pick up his younger siblings. esqr.co/ynSi0pQ

@ChrisDokish Making a basket every once in awhile would help too.

I always said when it ends, it will be because of their defense. If they don’t play it better, it’s going to end right now.

@Dameshek what comedies would you show a ten year old kid?

This has gotta be the most reasonable and logical explanation of a so-called "woke" concept out there and I don't see how any reasonable or logical person could have a problem with it. Like if you think he's full of shit then answer his question. Go ahead

@Aubsurde @LasVegasLocally When was this?

@LasVegasLocally I was in Phoenix the first time this happened to me and I’m like why is no one freaking out but me. Didn’t know this was a thing 😂

Tourists: do not attempt to leave the casino, repeat DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE CASINO

@SoCalEverton @EvertonInUSA @UptheToffees__ I bet for a draw against Arsenal thinking it was the best outcome possible.

@EvertonInUSA The game is on the Monday after the Super Bowl at noon. There are practically no other live sports. We recommend you plant yourself in front of the biggest TV at the sports book of your choice, bet $100 on a draw, and be the drunkest, loudest guy there. 🍻🎲💸 @UptheToffees__

Can anyone point Lee in the right direction for a place to watch in Vegas? 👇

Kevin McCarthy is LIVID that Social Security has increased 8.7% under President Biden. He would HATE if you retweeted #HandsOffSocialSecurity and got it trending number one.