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Steven Benaquist

@stevebenaquist

Comedian, writer, SAG-AFTRA actor. Peep @NormalNoon! @TheLastOneManShow @TooManyHitlers. @Danza2pac. Dreamworks' Fishstick & Honeybear. Conan. #BLM 🇺🇦

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Steven Benaquist
Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
In this ever-changing, quicksand world, don't you owe it to yourself to understand the New Normal? At noon? Then check out the #NoonNormal! Like it, love it, share it, hug it, roll around on it... here's the first one. preview.tinyurl.com/y934eag8
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Steven Benaquist
Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
It’s a rainy New Year’s Eve in L.A. Silver lining: no friggin fireworks!
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
“Happy Honda Days”??? Shut up, infidel! In America we say “Merry Chryslermas.”
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
Gen Z has its own prime minister!
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
What are the Vegas odds Rump puts tariffs on the UK until Prince Andrew’s title is restored?
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
Working on a sequel to The Shaggy D.A., “The Brazilian D.A.”
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
World Series Game 3 lasted just shy of 7 hours, 50k+ in attendance. Based on most recent US mortality rate of .928/1,000 annually, 0.741553 people in that stadium should have died in that time. That one guy is so lucky it didn’t go another 6 innings.
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
World Series Game 3. 18th inning. If LA runs out of pitchers, they did show Sandy Koufax is in the crowd…
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
@SenWhitehouse @vancesanders 6. The YMCA* (*Youth-Molesting Creep Auditorium) 7. F the 99% Pavilion 8. Lard of the Dance Memorial Ballroom 9. World Liberty Financial Trump Steak/Bible/Sneaker/University/Taj Mahal/NFT Hall, featuring Drake 10. T-Rump-shaker Party Palace: Whites-Only, no Poors
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Sheldon Whitehouse@SenWhitehouse·
Name game begins for Trump's new White House ballroom. My options: 1.  The "Big 'N' Tacky" 2.  The Peculatorium 3.  Crony Hall 4.  Gilt-y Party Palace 5.  Where Decency Went To Die
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Nothing like a President dropping the F-bomb at a press conference that is nationally televised in the middle of the day. Pathetic. We are a joke.
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
21 days of shutdown. The GOP is really determined to make people pay more for healthcare. And for billionaires to get their tax break. #principles
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
Anyone else grind their teeth in agony when you hear the vocal fry VO on those Kindred ads?
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Steven Benaquist@stevebenaquist·
48 should just let that ballroom sit empty with the lights off. Better yet, make it a soup kitchen.
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