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We Love You Hate Us 🟡⚪️🔵 #lufc #leedsunited #alaw

Leeds (at Tottenham) picked on a Monday again for GW36. Arsenal now the only team not to have a Friday or Monday game. Max picks is 5, but four clubs are above that: 🟥 Man United 8 🟦 Everton 7 ⬜️ Leeds 7 🟪 West Ham 7 Here's how Sky can do it. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@DorkSirjur @JamieJay73 Hahaha fair enough. All that bass and MDMA must’ve fucked my ears and brain 🥴

@stevenagar @JamieJay73 "Fucking hell he's off again" is what's said 😂Just Ratty going mad on the decks

Up next today, staying in 92, its an incredible DJ with one of his finest sets: This is Ratty @ Mythology 2: The Legend Goes From Strength to Strength 29.05.92 The legend Robbie Dee on the mic. Ratty goes in heavy on this, some insane mixes and selection. All slightly pitched up as was his way. Relentless. Spreadsheet of all mixes so far: tinyurl.com/bdhtr28m If you wish to support what I do: ko-fi.com/dorksirjur Download: tinyurl.com/39yjy84v 👇🔥👇

@anon_opin @BoothsCountry would like a word.

The hierarchy of supermarkets in the UK is as follows - M&S Food Waitrose Tesco Sainsbury's Morrisons Aldi/Lidl Co-Op Asda Iceland

@JamieJay73 @DorkSirjur Maybe I misheard then! Definitely sounds like it around the 3min mark 🤷

@DorkSirjur @stevenagar "He's off again...."? 😂😂 still listening, but didn't hear Leeds mentioned.

@DorkSirjur Haha! Born in Leeds in the 70s, been watching LUFC since mid80s and going to Back2Basics, The Gallery, Orbit, Soak, and the Ark raves in the 90s. The best times! Love what you’re doing pal… bringing back so many memories. Appreciate it 👊

@stevenagar That's some proper level detective work mate 😂

@1ssve I’ve had an Apple Watch since day 1 and never had this problem. You’re doing it wrong.

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

@SteAssent Followed by a non sensible amount of dirty greasy takeaway food

I don't drink often, but in recent times some of the best days/evenings of my life have been going the pub with my mates and having an non sensible amount of beers. You have to live man. We're all gonna die and turn to dust, don't try to be so fucking perfect you forget how fun being a little reckless is.

@SteAssent @grok are equestrians known for having a high VO2 Max?

Found an interesting circle track on Google Maps, Strava had it down as 0 elevation gain or loss, 400m exactly. A woman who started following me recently trains horses, and she slid in my DMs,so I asked her if it was a horse thing or if it would be fine to run on. She said it's a horse thing and deep sand, would be shit to run on. 4 days later, slides in my DMs again, thought fuck it, asked her to go for a walk/coffee/drink, she agreed. Asked her where she works. ITS THE FUCKING PLACE I SENT HER ON GOOGLE MAPS Now I look like a fucking PSYCHOPATH. Great start.

@SteAssent Elite

500g of air fried potatoes down the hatch. Unbeatable

@cryptofergani Buying more.

You wake up tomorrow and Bitcoin is at $40,000. What you doing??

That's what arguing with your wife is like. 😂😂 So don’t argue.

The Premier League's Key Match Incidents panel have declared another 4 errors by refs in the latest report. Those 4 incidents were: Arsenal should've had a pen for Keane's foul on Havertz Newcastle should've had a pen for James' pull on Thiaw Brentford should've had a pen for Andre's holding of Schade Gudmundsson shouldn't have received a 2nd yellow v Palace This takes the total up to 54, 10 more than this stage last year. Is officiating getting worse?

Marcelo Bielsa in today's press conference for England v Uruguay: "Well, of course I want Leeds to stay in the Premier League, which is where they belong." Said his time at ER was 'one of the most beautiful memories that football gave me.' #lufc

@Newells_en I miss him.

"It is one of the most beautiful memories football has given me" Marcelo Bielsa talking about Leeds United at today's press conference. #LUFC

Marcelo Bielsa back in England. El Loco, cult hero, dream-maker, player-whisperer, inspirational manager. Bielsa teams always worth watching. Flying visit, his Uruguay side playing England at Wembley on Friday. Wish Bielsa was back for good.

finally celebrating something

After Erling Haaland received his medal yesterday and was walking down the steps, a man in the crowd began shouting 'Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds' at him... Haaland turned around, pointed at the man and said 'Til we die'… 😏 He really does love Leeds! 👏

@topskillsportuk Has anyone checked on the horses?

🚨💣 Shocking scenes outside St James’ Park. 😳 Fights have broken out among fans, leaving one supporter in a serious condition. CPR was administered on the spot before he was taken away by ambulance. Not good at all. 🙏🏻