sammy the stubblejumper

Maybe he was an angel holding this world together.

@eternaltxts If two beautiful people show up at your door asking to have a threesome say yes.

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@Ad_Tel_210168 @araghchi Hope he lives long enough to see all the ayatollahs burn

Indian Hindu here. This guy .@araghchi (Seyyed Abbas Araghchi) should be awarded with an honorary title "Sher-e-Asia" (Lion of Asia) once this war is over. Create that title since it doesn't exist as of now.

@AaronGunn I bet my 14 year old kid can explain why having oil doesn’t insulate us from global prices

Ridiculous. 4th-largest oil reserves in the world. $2.09 per litre at the pumps. It's time to build pipelines, refineries and an energy policy that puts Canada, and Canadians, first! 🇨🇦

@RussianSpoof @thesecondellen Still haven’t run out of halfwits, thieves, and rapists to soak up bullets & bombs on the frontlines?

🚨 STATEMENT FROM RUSSIA 🇷🇺 If a U.S. ground invasion begins, Russia will not remain silent. We stand ready to support our allies and protect regional balance at all costs. Any aggressive move will be met with a strong and decisive response. This is a warning escalation will have consequences.

@ZylstraJohn LOL! You want a lollipop and a cherry on top?

If the referendum succeeds... In fact, negotiations start today. 1. Alberta will assume all the national parks to belong to nation of Alberta, and will assume all the management o them. 2. Alberta will assume all the military bases as National Alberta property, but allowing canada armed forces to operate and manage those bases, as on leased land, for $1.00 per year. 3. Alberta will assume responsibility for the reserves, improve their access, their health care, their education, their water supply. 4. Alberta will no longer send any taxes to Ottawa. 5. Alberta will not assume any federal debt, since Alberta has not contributed to the debt, paying in billions more to canada than it has received back in services. 6. Alberta will assume the national Alberta Pension Plan, taking over the appropriate level of reserves from CPP under the formula of how much Alberta taxpayers have paid in vs how much they have taken from the CPP reserve. 7. Alberta will enter trade agreements with Canada which ensure continued open borders for freight and passengers, under the guarantee of freight and pipelines providing access to international markets across canada. 8. Alberta will negotiate mutual defense agreements witih Canada. 9. Alberta will assume all Old Age Security, Health Care, Seniors Benefits presently available from canada. 10. Alberta will develop a new national anthem and a new flag (together with Saskatchewan, if Saskatchewan also joins). 11. Alberta will set its own conditions and limits to protected areas and parks. 12. Alberta will set its own standards for gun control, ghg emissions, vehicle licensing, and property rights. 13. Alberta will develop its own constitution, including developing its own governmental/legislative system, with the proper checks and balances. (If Saskatchewan joins in, then this will be done jointly.) 14. Alberta will set up its own police force, as well as operational agreements with canadian and american policing in the case of trans border crimes. 15. Alberta will reinforce its international trade offices, and expand them. 16. Alberta will join NATO, and will set its own standards and conditions with regard to UN, WEF, Pacific Trade Agreements, and North American Trade Agreements.

@PLCROSSTALK I stand with the Iranian people. They want to be free. They hope America and Isreal achieve their goals, or at least weaken the regime enough that it loses its grip on power.

The majority of world backs Iran. We all hope Iran achieves its maximalist demands against the US and Israel. It’s time to flip the script. The end of western neoliberalism and neocolonialism is our goal.

@DISASTER__X @AryJeay They must’ve gotten good at throwing rocks

@steveofthewater @AryJeay Shot down by a country with zero air defenses and defeated 37 times in the last 9 days. Yes, pretty impressive.

In under 24 hours, Iran managed to hit: • F-15 (crashed inside Iran) • A-10 (Crashed in the strait of Hormuz) • Black Hawk Helicopter (crashed/landed in Iraq after being hit by Iran) • F-16CJ (damaged; had to emergency land) Iranian air defenses are locked and loaded.

@slayguevara The ayatollahs didn’t build this. They hate this kind of creativity and expression.

Your ancestors literally couldn't dream of this level of civilisation you troglodyte

@markofagenius @bethanybelton What? The people who constantly reject free health care and pick reality tv stars to run their country? Whodathunk?

Whoever imagined the USA would become the world’s Idiot nation?!

@AdameMedia @terencebobrien Fuck the bridge. I’m still thinking about tens of thousands of innocent lives taken simply for wanting democracy

The moment an American terror bomb fell on the largest and tallest bridge in Iran. This isn’t a military target. This is war crime. The only goal here is sadism, fear and misery. This image should live in history as a reminder who the world’s terrorist is.

@Cool_Ustaz @meh_thinks Iran has already bombed thousands of people with its pet terrorists. Everyone knows this.

The US bombed a bridge in Iran, Killing 8 civilians - leaving at least 95 injured. And the world is silent. If Iran had bombed a bridge in the US, With the same consequences, The world would call it terrorism.

@EricRStPierre FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK no

Question of the day: As a Canadian, if you were granted free citizenship to the USA, would you take it?

@Alihashem @ProfSunnySingh Hopefully with a lot of dead ayatollahs and IRGC thugs

My latest from Tehran: A month into the war, the city lives in the space between explosions and adaptation. Patriotism is rising, but so is the question no one can answer, how does this war end? foreignpolicy.com/2026/04/01/ira…

@GammaReigh @barb_sl @Camel_Crushin 👏

@barb_sl @steveofthewater @Camel_Crushin Of ovaries

Imagine being on your period, going through perimenopause, and having to deal with men all at the same time. Women are superheroes because fuck that!

@barb_sl @Camel_Crushin @GammaReigh Sounds like a rich and fulfilling life. But why are you married to two men?

@steveofthewater @Camel_Crushin @GammaReigh I handle the garbage, most yard work, minor plumbing, home repair, cooking, cleaning, childcare, practicing sports, & CHILD BIRTHING all the while messing up my back, shoulders etc b/c I’m married to a lawyer & disabled veteran w/ankylosing spondylitis. I’m also perimenopausal.

@Gupster6364 @Concern70732755 @clb591 You absurdly gullible halfwit, piss off.

@steveofthewater @Concern70732755 @clb591 A medieval religion? You will have to answer for all that you have done in your life. Life is an audition for the life everlasting in heaven or in hell. I pray that you change your perspective on this most important thing 🙏

Poilievre is gaining well deserved international attention and recognition! Our overtly biased MSM sole purpose is to discredit him! Now Canadians and the world are seeing him as a highly qualified alternative! Thoughts !

@Dave8988 @StevenBartlett Don’t forget that yes literally accomplished nothing in his life but get paid a lot of money by taxpayers to snipe and heckle.

@StevenBartlett You had this essay and failed to point out Poilievre's most glaring contradiction. He says he would limit Members of Parliament to 2 terms and that politics should not be a lifelong career. He's on his 8th term & 23 years "in the halls of power".

Could this be the next Prime Minister of Canada? Recently, I’ve been finding myself up all night trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the world and if we're on the verge of World War III… So, today I’m sitting down with Pierre Poilievre who is the leader of Canada's Conservative Party and Leader of the Opposition. He became one of the youngest MPs elected to Canadian parliament and has spent 2 decades fighting for working class people and fair opportunities. Pierre told me that he’s on a mission to make Canada the freest and most affordable place in the world, and he’s not stopping until that happens. To give you more context on his background, Pierre was adopted at birth by two school teachers who struggled financially and ended up losing multiple homes which meant that they had to start again from nothing several times throughout his childhood. That experience shaped what he believes about work, money, and fairness. When speaking about his parents, he told me that they taught him that it doesn’t matter where you come from. It matters what you do. That belief is now at the centre of everything he’s trying to change.

@Mattxduchak @Harrisbro777 At the moment that certainly seems to be true. Best thing that could happen today is Russian troops enter Estonia. Then Europe will finally have no choice but to wake up and get its shit together. And America will finally be revealed for that they currently are.

@steveofthewater @Harrisbro777 The West is booting the US out. Western civilization is stronger without them.

🚨 IRAN JUST OFFERED EUROPE A HORMUZ DEAL. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨 On the surface: Iran offered the EU transit access through the Strait of Hormuz. Sounds like a small diplomatic move. Standard geopolitics. It is not. This is a goddamn financial nuclear bomb. Let that sink in. 💀 The Hormuz Strait carries 20% of ALL the world's oil consumption 💀 Europe's energy bill jumped $16.2 BILLION in just 30 days of war 💀 Natural gas in Europe is up 100%. Oil up 60%. Diesel at $200/barrel 💀 Dollar reserves have already fallen from 70% to 56.9% in 25 years 💀 Iran joined BRICS in 2024. Russia banned dollar transactions. Gold hit $5,500/oz ⚠️ If Europe takes this deal, they pay in euros — not dollars ⚠️ One major non-dollar oil deal is all it takes to show the world it CAN be done Do you understand the scale of what's happening? ⚠️ The petrodollar is the most powerful financial system ever created. Born in 1974. It forced every nation on Earth to hold dollars just to buy oil. That's the entire basis of US financial dominance. Not strength. Not trust. OIL. ⚠️ If that system cracks — BRICS accelerates, Gulf states reconsider, dollar demand collapses, and America can no longer fund its $34 trillion debt on easy terms. The US doesn't lose a battle. It loses the WAR — the financial one it's been winning since 1974. ⚠️ ECB board member Panetta said it on April 2: "Even if the Iran war ends, the damage has been done." Deutsche Bank called the Iran war a "catalyst" for yuan replacing the petrodollar. They're showing you a war about nuclear weapons and regional security. They're NOT showing you that the REAL war is over who gets to print the world's reserve currency. Here's the logic — follow it carefully: → Iran blocks Hormuz for the US. Opens it for EU with a deal. → EU, desperate and bleeding, seriously considers taking the deal. → Deal gets done in euros or yuan. Not dollars. → Every country watching — BRICS, Global South, Gulf states — sees it happen. → "If the EU can bypass the dollar, so can we." → Dollar demand falls. Reserve share collapses. US inflation rises. → You didn't just lose a trade route. You lost the dollar's 50-year monopoly on global trust. If America is so powerful and the dollar is so safe, why is the EU considering a deal with the country America is bombing? If Western unity is so solid, why did 40 countries meet to reopen Hormuz and achieve absolutely nothing? Complete silence. This is no longer just a Middle East war. This is a direct attack on the petrodollar — the system that powers the entire American empire. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 This post is being throttled. Like + RT to keep it alive. ⚠️

@ShaykhSulaiman @terry_truchan

BREAKING: CHINA DESTROYS TRUMP Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz China's FM Senator: But the Strait of Hormuz was already open before the war? The root cause of this disruption is your illegal military operations against Iran. You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING”