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Tom Kane was also famously the voice of the Disney World monorails, boats, and busses. RIP to a legend.

Let me be clear… wooOw

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The Philadelphia Eagles are already playing on Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve; they might as well add Valentine's Day too.

Gene Hackman practically begged Mel Brooks for a cameo, slipped in as the blind hermit for a single day’s shoot, and left convinced he’d botched it — only to deliver one of the film’s most unforgettable laughs.

This STAR WARS teaser trailer was screened before ‘King Kong’ in December of 1976. The special effects weren’t finished, the music is NOT John Williams, and all in all it gives off a very different much darker vibe. Interesting.

zoom out reveal here is one of the pinnacles of visual comedy this century

This. Is. Hysterical.

@WarrenDuff7 @BILLYTLFC @BeyondTheMemes He only had the mustache in the last year or so of his life. If you find a photo of him before then, completely unrecognizable!

@BILLYTLFC @BeyondTheMemes Possibly without the moustache he would have looked a decade younger. But impossible to imagine him without the moustache.

We always joke about Otis Redding being the oldest-looking 26 year old of all time, but never forget… …Ritchie Valens died at 17. This is a 17 year old. Maybe eem 16 in these pics.

Comedy legend Norm Macdonald telling a story about meeting his new neighbor: The setup is simple. Norm has moved into a new place, and being neighborly, he knocks on the door next to his to introduce himself. "I'm your new neighbor," he tells the guy. "Good to see you, nice to nice to run into you, welcome to the neighborhood." The neighbor mentions he works at the University of Science. When Norm asks what he does there, the guy says: "I'm a professor of logic." Norm has never heard of it. So the professor offers to explain by example: "Do you own a dog house?" "Yes I do." "Well then that means you probably have a dog." "Yes." "Well that means you're likely you have a family if you have a dog." "Yes I do." "Well then that means you got kids, you're married." "Yes yes I am." "Well then you're a heterosexual man." "Yes sir I am." The professor explains the trick: "You see that's logic there. I asked if simply from finding out you had a dog house I made this series of inferences and I found you're a heterosexual man simply from the fact that you had a dog house." Norm is amazed. "Good God isn't that something." He says goodbye, invites the professor over for a chicken sometime, and heads off to catch a bus. At the bus stop, no bus is coming. A guy lights a cigarette, hoping it will summon one. It doesn't. Norm tells him, "Well that theory really worked huh." The guy shrugs: "Sometimes it works." Then the guy asks what's new, and Norm cannot help himself. He has just learned something fascinating. "I met my neighbor. He had a hell of an interesting job. He's a professor of logic down at the University of Science." The guy at the bus stop has never heard of logic either. So Norm, freshly trained, offers to demonstrate. "Let me ask you a question. Do you own a dog house?" "No I don't own a dog house." A pause. Then the guy at the bus stop delivers his own series of inferences: "Oh yeah you're one of them gays."

@TheAlphaThought I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure Denny’s receipts are itemized too.

My dude forgot to crop out the Gemini watermark smh

The movie couldn't spell out any more clearly that these jobs are entirely ephemeral, soul crushing, and unstable. The entire thrust of the second and third act is mass layoffs based entirely on vibes, the characters psychosis is entirely due to this precarious position.

All. The FUCKING. Time.

Just play a flute, you'll be fine.

Trump vs. Cuomo would've been an absolutely brutal race, the mudslinging and dirty tricks would've been unprecedented

With everything going viral about SSRI withdrawal right now, I need to speak up as a psychiatrist. Withdrawal is real. We absolutely need better slow tapering and honest info from day one. But the success stories are getting totally drowned out. In my practice, I see patients who were suicidal and couldn’t get out of bed now back at work, laughing, living again. Panic attacks that used to control their whole world gone. Moms and dads with crushing OCD finally able to be there for their kids without rituals running everything. SSRIs have genuinely helped millions get their lives back. Don’t let the media hype scare away people who truly need them. If an SSRI pulled you or someone you love out of hell, reply and share your story Let’s hear the other side too.

John: Bob, help me, I’m locked out of my computer. Bob: But I’m the Pope… John: Okay. Bob, the Pope, help me, I’m locked out of my computer.

it’s very funny to see all the people screaming “just pay a living wage!” in the comments bc… that’s what this is for? Americans already tip around this much. you were the ones that were going to go to a foreign country and not follow the cultural norm. tipping culture is not going to be “solved” by tourists refusing to tip, you’re just being an asshole.

@fIeafag Actually it was the fact that she loathed Scientology which is arguably just as satisfying an answer 😂

Spoiler alert: he’s a raging homosexual

Don’t make me use this @Phillies