Stevo Titus

“Poverty of spirit comes from frustration, discouragement, and often exploitation. It develops when people are rendered powerless, when the system is stacked so that two steps forward are predictably followed by three steps backward.”

@Urunzii Lakini mbona useme enlisting wewe panya ya shamba? 🤣🤣

My sister after enlisting me to be her next of kin & custodian of her kids. Politeness is a myth.

@NelsonHavi Was pun intended? 😜

Why are you rejecting a Statement of Defense admitting the Plaintiff’s claim in its entirety? Shida yako inakuaga ni, M Levi?

If it appears, just retweet. We shall never forget! #RutoMustGo

Nairobi CBD is a strange place... Mnagongana na mtu, kila mmoja anaguza guza kuangalia kama Kuna kitu ameibiwa 😂

@bmautoparts @edwinsifuna It is a river buana... Dyle/ De Dijle! And yes, we need proper working drainages ... Like on Mombasa Road/Waiyaki Way, the volume of collected water has increased since introduction of Express way!

@edwinsifuna I took this photo in Belgium last month. Thats not a river. Thats drainage so that the city wont flood. And theres so many of these channels. Anyway zile machine za chapati zenye sakaja has been lobbying zimefika?

As part of the leadership in Nairobi, you will hear no excuses from me. Yesterday’s flood situation was an indictment. We know it’s a sum total of many failures but mostly failures of leadership. We must do better because you don’t deserve this. For all those who slept on the roads, those counting loses from the flood damage poleni sana. Sadly, the County disaster team has confirmed to me that multiple lives were also lost. My office has sent out teams to assess the situation and see how we can help. Meanwhile, It is obvious that we need a comprehensive review of how the city drains because the piecemeal interventions are not working. I extend my deepest condolences to the families who lost their loved ones last night. Poleni sana.

@Nyamisa_Chela @MjayWambui It’s not a cost issue, it’s an ethical one. Why is the house help being treated as 'separate' from the family accommodation in the first place? You're missing the bigger picture.

Mmesema kulipia help accommodation ya 5k a night ni kumfanya subhuman? 🤣🤣🤣 The rest of us who pay less than that for our selves we are not even subhuman, we are straight up animals 😩. Naishi ka Chura hii taon. This app has hilarious pretentious people 🤣🤣🤣.

@mercymurugi Home Alone 2 was released this year 😜😜🤣🤣

1992. I was home alone a lot and there wasn't much on TV. But there was a team with a guy whose name had 5 letters. 3 of them were G's, and only 1 vowel. That was a fascinating thing for my young mind. I kept watching that team play so I could hear / see that name.

@TouchlineX How do you send a player off for DOGSO when the ball ended up in the net anyway? 😂 The goal should stand. Let the game flow! 🤷‍♂️

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola on Dominik Szoboszlai's red card / Cherki's disallowed goal: "Common sense, no?! We won the game, and now Szoboszlai cannot play as he is suspended. I know he pulled Haaland..." "But, how many pulls there are in a game that referees say, 'Play on, play on, play on!" "In this country, inthis league, it's ALWAYS been like that... 'Play on, play on!'. So just give a goal, 1-3, Szoboszlai can play, and we are happy!"

@BrianAboso25281 @Esq_Dalmas_J @WyccelWyclif youtu.be/VrwIs10XvKA?si…

@Esq_Dalmas_J @WyccelWyclif Lawyers are thieves quite literally ..how do you literally steal and call it a profession ?

Ethical question: You agree that legal fees is Kes 100,000. You represent the client, he wins and awarded costs taxed at kes 200,000. Question, as an advocate do you take the 200, 000 and refund him the 100,000; or you take the entire 300, 000; or you let him have the 200, 000?

Have we completely commodified human connection? It feels like the value of a relationship is now directly proportional to the money spent, not the emotion shared. 🧠💡

@shem_is_shem @kenyasgossips Relationships have become purely transactional. If you aren't spending money, you aren't valued. We’ve traded sentiment for materialism and are ready to jump ship the moment things get difficult. 📉💔

@kenyasgossips I genuinely want to understand the psychology behind this obsession with, “money bouquets”. It doesn’t make sense to me kabisa. Is it just performative?

Florist are now getting creative with cash gifts after CBK warned against folding and rolling banknotes. 🎥 — Calyx Flowers

@CFCBoychild @droid254 On PlayStore, turn the play protect off. And repeat the process 🤣🤣

@droid254 My phone Uninstalled those apps juzi🤣🤣 and imekataa kureinstall. Kwa TV bado ziko

Haven't checked my TV but it got uninstalled on my phone

@fyatuka01 @RealistMutur @Miss_Fowwy @ntsa_kenya @SafaricomPLC There's no footbridge at Uthiru! the only footbridge ni ya hapo Aga Khan High School.

@RealistMutur @Miss_Fowwy @ntsa_kenya Between safcom HQ and town people have to levitate or use cryonic dilution to cross the road..this goes all the way to Uthiru because kangemi is incomplete..so if you legally want to walk from safaricom offices to town you have to go to Uthiru first @SafaricomPLC

@Teeniiola Thick ,And Thin

Best caption wins 😂

@georgeoketch12 @CarolRadull The VAR could not intervene because the referee was quick to call for the foul and give a free kick instead of waiting for the attack to finish. If he waited, probably the VAR would have invited him to review the decision because the contact was mutual!

@CarolRadull This was correct and it took a toll on the penalty taker (Diaz), after Senegal being denied a clean goal which the referee never bothered to check even the VAR

What do you make of Pape Thiaw asking his team to leave the pitch? Was he justified? #AFCONFinal

@the_sambu Swali ni, do they place that red carpet every time he's reporting for work?

Governor, apart from reporting to work, where else were you supposed to report?

@Brianmbunde It is so wild ... So much chaos

Speed in Kenya is the most embarrassing edition 😭

@riteinthemiddle @AFC__Xtra @SkySportsPL The agenda must continue... You know the narrative 🤣🤣

@AFC__Xtra @SkySportsPL Because nobody pushed him out of it

BREAKING: Conor Bradley will miss the rest of the season with a significant knee injury sustained at Arsenal 🚨

@DrBKhalwale Mhesimiwa, I think the discussion should be about standardizing quality. We need to deconstruct the school categories. In my opinion, this is the problem! If we can level the grounds for all schools... It would not matter where one schools. There will be no need for reservations