Stewart Wooten

John Scheyer was on the TV and my wife said “he looks like someone I wouldn’t like” ❤️

@AB84 Taking a shit in your own toilet

Is there a male equivalent to taking your bra off after a long day

@ClayTravis Great commercial. Becoming a Dad Is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. But I would rather stick my penis in a meat grinder than take 2 toddlers on a cruise. There’s no way this can be considered a vacation.

The culture shift is real, this Disney cruise ship ad aimed at dads is fantastic:

@capitalsfan4321 @BeatinTheBookie There’s literally no chance though. Might as well be +500000000

@BeatinTheBookie UVA at +7500 to win the tourney is best value pick I’ve seen imo

Outside of Florida, the SEC is massively overrated and overvalued especially in these bullshit rankings which are just used as a tool to talk about “quad one wins” for tournaments resume.

@ricodowdle You’ll fit right in with the Steelers. The last 5 games with the panthers you ran with the quickness and speed of Najee Harris. The fans will think Najee is back on the team.

@NotDaveCanales lol they never had a chance. Did plenty of losing with him in the lineup.

It’s sad because with Caleb Wilson this team had a real chance to make a run in March. Without him, first round out.

@archer_rs You’re fine with the Muslims and Indians wearing their burkas, hijabs, turbans, cloaks etc…so Americans can wear what they want.

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts

@Mr_Husky1 He should have fucked his MIL

My wife died eight months ago during childbirth. I'm 29 years old. Our son, Mateo, survived. From that day on, my mother-in-law moved in. "It's only fair," she said. "He needs a mother." At first, she helped. Then she started deciding everything. What the baby ate. What time he slept. How he should be dressed. "You don't know how to be a father," she would repeat to me. "She would have." Every time I tried to set boundaries, she cried. "Are you going to take my grandson away from me too? You already took my daughter." My family begged me to be patient. "She's a broken woman," they said. "Hang on a little longer." One day I came home early from work. I heard my mother-in-law on the phone. "When I get custody, he'll leave. The boy stays with me." That same week, I spoke with a lawyer. I recorded insults. Threats. Manipulation. I gathered evidence. Lots of it. Today, my son and I live alone. My mother-in-law can't legally approach us. People say I was cruel to a woman who lost her daughter. I say I protected my son… before I lost him too. Anonymous

@DeadPresPicks quit sending out 5 player +3100 NBA same game parlays. Shoulda never payed you fraud.

@the7maxims Bruh you just gotta get her a Nissan Altima

My kid is a rising senior. We’re looking at cars for her. She asked to look at the new Broncos… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 $35000 & up. I decided to look at a RAV4 thinking I could find something less than $20000. They’re $30000 plus. I guess entry level vehicles are a thing of the past.

@Rusak27 @Kalshi Not a fan of getting involved with Iran. But $3.20 is still miles ahead of what we paid under Biden.

@Kalshi Where’s @stewwoot? Haven’t seen him complaining about the price of goods increasing now that Cheeto the pedo is in charge.

JUST IN: Average US gas prices back above $3.20

The acc and college basketball isn’t ready for when this demon comes back the aura is insane

It’s so fucked up that following sports online just guarantees that you’ll be subjected to whatever dogshit Barstool is producing. A decade past its cultural moment, staffed entirely by the guys who failed to parlay it into better jobs, and still we are made to see these freaks

@theficouple They think their house is worth $550. But when they try to sell they will find out otherwise. Not a sellers market anymore.

We know someone who paid $390k for a home in 2020. They have a 30 year, 3.75% mortgage & home is now worth ~$550,000. They're outgrowing their home & need more space but buying a new home would 2-3x their housing costs. They feel trapped & millions are in this situation.

To be ever so clear: TO ME JellyRoll is 100% the new Diddy in entertainment. His career has been created using fear, violence, perversion, abuse, threats, manipulation, and worse. At least Diddy had the guts to say he’s Bad Boy for life, JellyRoll is a coward hiding behind his Cosplay Christian costume.

@markcecchini Yes! Except mine is always my last semester of senior year. I forgot about the class and then realized I can’t graduate

anyone else have this recurring dream: you realize you are 2-3 months into a really important college course....and you straight up haven’t been to class ONE time, done any assignments, or taken any exams and that F is about to tank your GPA for the semester

@AndrewHallFF @Freetochoose39 lol nobody in their right mind believes that bs. Complete weaponization of the Biden FBI and justice dept when it comes to stupid shit like this.

@Freetochoose39 The Democrats raped E Jean Carroll?

I genuinely don't understand how people can look at all of the evidence, about all of the bad things that Trump has done and said, and still handwave it all away like he's the good guy in all of this. And everyone else is just out to get him. It's insanity.

If you just started watching hockey, and followed the US Olympic hockey team last week because of 'Heated Rivalry' and were shocked to learn they're not poly-estrogen fueled pronoun warriors, hopefully you'll be leaving now.

@EastBayChris He’s clearly an addict and on the way to Rock bottom. Hope he gets help

Okay, it’s starting to make crystal clear sense what is going on here. I understand, Shia.

@woodypaige Damn after watching you on around the horn for so many years…never pictured you having TDS.

U.S. Olympic athletes won’t be invited to White House, and they wouldn’t go, anyway.