tHE kI - Kristy :)

@Ryanair - cannot wear a jacket backwards on a plane…told to remove it …WTAF are you on!!!! Policy my ass! And over an hour late again…amazing 🙄

@bhx_official who ever the lovely blonde lady working the stupid passport scanners tonight is she is fuxking brilliant…happy, smiley, keeping the queue minimal but an absolute pleasure! Pure credit to the airport and should be your customer service manager for sure :)

So let me get this right, our biggest Winter Olympics star ever, national hero, isn’t commentating on the ski jump…again… WTAF…listen up BBC! We need Eddie the Eagle! #eddietheeagle #freetheeagle #listenupbbc #NationalTreasure #WinterOlympics #bbcolympics #SkiJumping

@PaulBowyer5in5 Top result

The. Craziest. Game

@BRWrestling @Tyson_Fury We all want to know, did you say “rest in peace, errrrr” when you sparked him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 x

The Undertaker has a special request for @Tyson_Fury ahead of his trilogy fight with Deontay Wilder ⚰️

@Tyson_Fury we all want to know, did you say “rest in peace, errrrr” when you sparked him out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who’d have thought Twitter could be so much fun?!? X #facewhat? X

@mahonealex000 @piersmorgan Why isn’t this getting more comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 x

@piersmorgan The pressure which suits your agenda is pressure and the rest are not.🤣🤣🤣Even donkeys have more consistency in thinking than you.

I love Peaty and he’s a great champion but we do need some perspective about sporting pressure. As an ENT doctor in LA once told me during a round of golf when I said he had a big pressure putt: ‘Real pressure is performing emergency tracheotomies on babies.’

@JackGrealish Apart from some wankers, everyone knows you wanted one JG! We all know you wanted every minute and every kick you could get! Non villa fan sharing positive vibes…see you for the World Cup!!! All the boys did us proud…just think we have this side for the next 2/3 tournaments 😍

I said I wanted to take one!!!! The gaffer has made so many right decisions through this tournament and he did tonight! But I won’t have people say that I didn’t want to take a peno when I said I will…

@Dunibear What is actually wrong with people!!!! Let the horrible plastics chase that puppet looking fake smile and keep that beautiful smile you have for the normal people! Normal people cannot see what he is seeing!!! X x x I fear for future generations x

I’ve had a couple of people tell me in the past 24 hours on here that I need to sort my teeth out….. Twitter can be such a vile platform for trolls… my answer to them is to just smile sweetly, because to be that bitter, life must be so hard!

@MichelleDewbs @womensaid @Gingerbread Inspiration x

Ok. Let me clear a few things up for people. This is a thread, pls read... 1. I was on the social-services ‘at-risk’ register throughout my childhood. 2. My family & I spent time in @womensaid hostels. 3. My mum was helped by @Gingerbread when we finally left my violent father

@sainsburys - 17 days to reply to an e mail complaint......absolute joke!!! 3 chase e mails and still nothing since the initial reply. Customer services clearly means nothing to you! #sortitout @bbcwatchdog

@sainsburys - 17 days to reply to an e mail complaint......absolute joke!!! 3 chase e mails and still nothing since the initial reply. Customer services clearly means nothing to you! #sortitout

@officialbarnesy That’s why you are the legend you are!!!!! Still one of my all time favourite players to have pulled an LFC shirt on....and that’s without even considering the New Order Rap! X

And just for those who don’t know me... why didn’t stupid ignorant racist fans affect me in any way shape or form ... because stupid ignorant people CANT affect the way I see myself... so if you feel that the abuse some of u give me here affects me in any way ..I HAVE’NT CHANGED

@StarbucksUK @Starbucks where is the fuxking #eggnog....I am clucking like a tramp on Spice!!!!!!! X

@HSBC_UK Danny in sunny Salford call centre was amazing this morning...what a gent! More staff like Danny please! Kris

@Robbie9Fowler - seeing GOD on Harry's heros supporting Merce shows the true ledge he is...favourite player as a kid, proper geezer now! X

@lickrenton I will stand down...you have this covered! @NME...roses???

“The best day that Manchester’s seen since Oasis played there” – Courteeners tell us about their massive 2019 Heaton Park gig fal.cn/S.wR

@MickyF_Official - didn't you used to be Eddie from Charles and Eddie? X

@STSearches apologies it was @stwater ....absolute disgrace of a man ...one to be proud of!

@stickyleeuk Hi there, apologies that you've had a negative experience with @stwater. If this was a Severn Trent water vehicle, please forward any future complaints to @stwater as they will be best placed to act on this for you. Kind regards.

@STSearches to the meat head who stopped in the road to call me a c@nt because I flashed him over taking in a 30mph village....well done!