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Trump called himself a stable genius because he had finally figured out where they kept the horses.

@TaraBull Can always glue some of her pit hair back on her head if she shaved off too much!

First date prep: Giving yourself a 'skullet' hairstyle

@EdKrassen That guy should quit his Cabinet position and go back to his Country Club and mingle with the other Masters of the Universe, instead of publicly displaying his lack of forethought! 😹

Probably the worst attempt at gaslighting I have ever seen. Scott Bessent: "With the Iranian government, we did not have regime change, but we changed the regime."

@beyoncegarden Absolutely hilarious as the young man tells us all that the cop is being disrespectful for cussing at him while all the while he is cussing at us all! 😹

oh he’s HEATED i’m crying😭

@thisgogreen She really should be stealing the homeless guy if she is so concerned about the welfare of a living creature

Animal rights activist caught on camera

@uswomensopen Minimum $200 a day to get confused over whether your watching the first hole or the tenth hole and which Asian star is leading the tournament! For $2500, you get some shade and a sippy cup!

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@LePapillonBlu2 It's gonna end up featuring Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood anyhow. You won't be missing a thing!

I won’t be watching anyway! 🤢

@KyleClark Like we actually need the opinions of an ill educated backwoods gal who would rather go to the movies rather than read a book to get informed! 😹

NEW: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) says she doesn't think her rift with President Trump will last and she wasn't bothered by him calling her dumb. I asked Boebert why she and other Rs tolerate Trump's abuse. "I don't see it as abuse, I think it's part of the DC nature," she said.

@EastEndJoe Mostly sold during Halloween. There have been Reagan masks, Carter masks, Kennedy masks, this Boob Mask can work as a substitute for a Trump Mask! 😹

What is the purpose of this?

@Acyn Miller opens at the Comedy Store next month. He's been honing his act as Trump's advisor for the last decade or so 😹

Miller: When Talarico goes in for a blood test when he gets a physical, blood doesn't come out. Soy milk comes out. This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett. They would choose a person who looks like he doesn't belong in the senate but in a cabaret show.

@EastEndJoe Temu

Home Depot.

It may not be getting worse, but it sure ain't getting better- how on earth could any states consistuency vote for such a horrible person in Ken Paxton, Trump ties or not ???

@Mollyploofkins Dude never served a day in the military. He did USO Shows and gave concerts to the troops at various times in the past as his mgmt nudged him in that direction. Cash in on easy to get Pentagon gigs. But for him to address the fallen on Memorial Day is laughable

Nobody wants to see Kid Rock, especially behind the podium at the Pentagon on Memorial Day.

@RTHindle @Mollyploofkins You said it much better than I did when I first saw this! Brilliant!

@RpsAgainstTrump I love you all- but not the Democrats? That old man has lost it!

The Divider in Chief

@charise_lee Some of the teens shower regularly. Mother Nature took care of the rest !

Centennial high school graduation Williamson County, Franklin, Tennessee. Completely unacceptable those kids worked hard to graduate. This was a humiliating experience.

@ItsAboutChanges @EastEndJoe Hate it and complain Laugh about it, for it's insane They are really both the same

@stimsthekitty @EastEndJoe Nothing about this is funny.

WTF is wrong with these people!!! Steven Tyler Swain, 56 yr old Houston attorney.

Trump declassifying psychedelics to make it easier to confuse then control the masses. He's building his own private army and paying for it with our taxes. IRS can never investigate his boys and him He's bombing Iran and inflating gas prices Going to wars based upon his whim

The ballroom is a ruse. DJT broadcasting that it's a secure bomb and bulletproof place for those he chooses to allow in during an attack. But! It's a diversion as he has other below ground safety zones. So as the terrorists attack the ballroom, he's snug as a bug somewhere else

Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people

@charise_lee I think he just lost all his subscribers

What an ASS‼️ 👇🏼