Stinky Robots

@UWWMensHoops Myocarditis owing to booster shot. Sudden adult death syndrome - term made up by Pfizer to sell their new heart medicine.

Our program is devastated by the loss of Derek Gray. Derek was beloved and respected by his teammates at a level few in our program have ever achieved. He’s left a legacy that will be remembered and emulated by players for generations to come.

@NewsGuyGreg Bringing that Covid to Florida.

President Joe Biden to visit Orlando and Tampa Monday. Orlando: President speaks at the National Organization of Black Law Enforcement Executives (NOBLE) Annual Conference. Tampa: President will deliver remarks at a Democratic National Committee rally.

@VoteCasten @gwencasten Just got your booster?

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@ScottieBeam Pfizer and Moderna trying anything they can to stop the promotion of ivermectin. Which is $8 and you can buy at vending machines at Mexican airports.

Joe Rogan x Nigger. A compilation.

@DonaldJTrumpJr “Manipulated” is what Twitter puts on posts it doesn’t like. If it really doesn’t like the post, it just deletes the account. @jack is the @Project_Veritas video of you manipulated? Or are you naturally a manipulative authoritarian asshole? Asking for a friend.

Yikes. If he was a Republican the 25th amendment talk would be trending and rightfully so.

@papelo21 @mikepompeo Every one will bow, every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. But maybe your clever Twitter posts will make you the only loving person in the world that is exempt?

@mikepompeo Did you hear the one about Jack and the magic beans? I like that fairy tale too. Or the one about Jonah living for 3 whole days in a fish!! Mythology is very amusing. And we wonder why people believe Trump's election fairy tales.

“And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.” Mark 16:15 #SundayScripture ✝️

@QanonAnonymous No, it proves that you are fake news.

You'll also notice that the social media bans have not messed with our follower numbers, which I guess proves treating the audience as intelligent human beings has, over time, convinced the QAnon people to stop following this account. Or it was the shitposting.

We are critical of the QAnon movement and have covered it for several years. We are not promoters of the conspiracy theory.

@jack You as the leader of open source? Why? So you can find ways to silence voices you don’t like there too? No thanks. Gab.com. Goodbye forever @Jack. And the ONLY thing we don’t like about Bitcoin right now is your involvement with it through cash app and square!

Twitter is funding a small independent team of up to five open source architects, engineers, and designers to develop an open and decentralized standard for social media. The goal is for Twitter to ultimately be a client of this standard. 🧵

@JoeBiden No thanks ‘big guy’.

In 10 days, we move forward and rebuild — together.

@JoeBiden Thanks ‘Big guy’. Practice what you preach.

Our president is not above the law. Justice serves the people — it doesn’t protect the powerful.

@jack you are a fool. Time to sell @Twitter stock, square, @amazon, @Google, @Snapchat and @Facebook (@instagram) - and stop using their services! Good news @elonmusk - you are the only Tech company that isn’t being run by idiots. Today the tech companies all died, except @Tesla.

@donwinslow You sound like a bully.

Josh Hawley is like every other Republican bully (see Trump, Donald Jr) - real tough until someone punches him in the mouth, and then he goes crying to teacher. Good for S&S for punching him in the mouth.

@WalmartInc @HawleyMO @Walmart Baloney Walmart. You did it on purpose and you just got caught! You are OVER FOREVER. #BoycottWalmart

@HawleyMO @Walmart The tweet published earlier was mistakenly posted by a member of our social media team. We deleted the post and have no intention of commenting on the subject of certifying the electoral college. We apologize to Senator Hawley for this error and any confusion about our position.

Thanks ⁦@Walmart⁩ for your insulting condescension. Now that you’ve insulted 75 million Americans, will you at least apologize for using slave labor?

Stinky Robots save the world.

Buying more @mikeshothoney! We love it on donuts! And also works to lubricate the joints in a pinch. @TweetsOnDonuts

@cmbrookins Maybe the horse just doesn't like plastic! Take the apples out of the plastic bag. The horse will love them! Meep meep.

@BlogMyLunch We love Ramen! It gets us a little rusty sometimes though.

@elliotjaystocks flippa app/marketplace is a good place to start. At least some robot we know once said so.