Elana…is probably eating churros

@kenzianidiot Reminds me of my mom calling me to tell me to watch Six Feet Under when it came out because the daughter on there reminder her of me 🫠

“you’d love this show! the main character has a mental illness!” - my mom trying to convince me to watch a show she likes

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Oh wow, what a deeply satisfying documentary the latest from @Defunctland was… 👏👏👏

If you’re doing the Hive thing I carved out a space there too…

@carlyewisel @BBMTofficial @DavidArquette Ahhh I love Galco’s and miss having them 5 minutes from my house 😍

✔️marionette theater 24-hour telethon ✔️puppet fashion show ✔️retro soda grocery store ✔️ high-fives from a corgi just a casual Sunday in la 😌

My favorite part of Werewolf By Night was when Brian Eno joined the hunters.

Making pizza magic while I bake along with @BritishBakeOff I also include my, possibly, polarizing take on making the best pizza crust at home 🤷‍♀️ Grab a sheet pan: tiktok.com/t/ZTRHk6A9X/

Just a reminder that if you're reading your school age kids the Grimm's Fairy Tales this Halloween, when you get to the part during bedtime reading where the stepsisters cut their toes off in Cinderella, there's really no coming back from that.

Downsizing the #tikimug collection again. This Tiki Farm one is circa 2010 and I can’t find any info on it at all. Maybe it’s a rarer one? Anyways, could be yours! I’m running a sale for 20% for the next 24 hours just use code TWITTER20 etsy.me/3CyPGau

Decided to put a few of my collectibles up for sale on my #etsy shop: Vintage Tiki Carving #vintagetiki etsy.me/3AqU8bz

Hey @WholeFoods I live 2 blocks from one of your stores, shop there several times a week, but believe me, if there’s no turnaround on this, you’re not gonna be seeing me and many other customers anymore. And tell the lawyer with the awful excuses to get his head out of his ass.

Hello I have a powdered sugar problem. #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRyPNKQA/

@CaroPardilla Are you saying I should go to downtown Disney tomorrow and try this? 🙈

I just found out that Ralph Brennan's Jazz Kitchen has this glazed beignet cocktail. 😳 I've looked online to see who has actually tried it but can't find evidence of that. Has anyone here had it? popsugar.com/food/disney-be…

This is what happens when I have lots of leftover sourdough starter 🤷‍♀️ #mickeyshapedfood

Folks, we’re looking for help building goofy AR experiences like this one @PrettyBigMnstr—in Snap’s Lens Studio, Instagram’s Spark AR, and TikTok’s Effect House. Game devs who haven’t worked with social AR—if you’re interested in fun projects for name brands, please hit us up!

In 1797, the US, under president John Adams, expressly specified—in a treaty unanimously ratified by a US Senate presided over by Thomas Jefferson—that: “the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion”

not hearing much from the "sexual wellness" brands that built a $100 billion industry on "feminine" washes and "yoni oils" and "v serums" and vaginal rejuvenation procedures... almost as if they don't care about "sexual wellness" at all huh

Lots of “libertarians” out there today with bad takes about overturning Roe being “decentralization” Point out the most decentralized approach would be leaving choices to each person and their doctor, “libertarian” mask instantly comes off to reveal… Christian fascist 💀

“If a man impregnates someone, they are no longer able to access abortion care in 20 states.” Like that. People are talking like we just become pregnant all on our lonesomes.

Sometimes I have so many books to read I don’t know where to start, so I go buy some more books instead.