Noah Stoffman

@dbergstresser @abiylfoyp Stoffman’s Law, named for my dad, is never to go to a psychic with a doorbell

@LeistenEcon @florianederer I'm afraid it's not quite that salty. It involves me in a distracted state packing up my office for a move to a temporary one years ago and a book-buyer showing up at a particularly fortuitous time and walking off with many books I had no intention of parting with

@florianederer @stoffprof Oh no do I own a stolen copy? Is my career as an economist cursed hereafter?

Well, I have never met @stoffprof but I strangely feel like I have (bought my copy online)

We are excited to announce the 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 on September 28-30, 2023. Please submit your papers and come and enjoy the beautiful fall foliage on the @IUBloomington campus. gokelley.iu.edu/holden-confere…

@AsafManela So sad to hear. Even when he was a PhD student he was a terrific mentor to those of us in the younger cohorts. May his memory be a blessing.

I am heartbroken that Radha Gopalan passed away this morning after a long battle with cancer. Radha was a superb researcher whose work will leave a lasting mark on financial economics. apps.olin.wustl.edu/faculty/Gopalan

Good Morning Everyone! Last night I did some serious analysis on which actors should play the FTX team in the upcoming Hollywood movie:

Late adopter. I’ve been there since Saturday!

For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform

This is a fantastic time of year to be on campus experience.iu.edu/a-colorful-fall

the saudis lock up and kill people for speaking out against the regime but elon musk buying twitter is totally about free speech, guys

And coincidentally @jimmy_wales emailed me this very morning asking for $26. Usually the alumni requests go in the other direction.

Children born in 1989, the year "Seinfeld" premiered, are now the same age as George Costanza on that show

.@KleinerKristoph, @stoffprof, and Yonker in @J_Fin_Economics exploit random assignment of bankruptcy judges to show that individuals are less likely to file for bankruptcy or enter foreclosure if their workplace peers' bankruptcy cases are dismissed. sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

🚨Free IV idea🚨

I don’t understand why there isn’t a much stronger outcry to abolish the TSA. What a waste of time and resources. reason.com/2021/11/19/aft…

Journal of Accounting and Economics, by @stoffprof, Michael Woeppel, and Deniz Yavuz, "Small innovators: No risk, no return," sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

New working paper by @KelleyFinance colleagues @KleinerKristoph and Niklas Huether: "Are Judges Randomly Assigned to Chapter 11 Bankruptcies? Not According to Hedge Funds" (Winner of Best Paper Award AIM Investment Conference @UTexasMcCombs . Thread papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cf…

Are people with bumper stickers that say “No Farms No Food” supply side economists?

I just plugged in a USB cable the right way on the first try. Ask me anything.

This is a one tweet explanation of why GDP is not a great measure of well-being

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were