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REPORT: Ole Miss players feel practice is “a lot less gay” under new head coach Pete Golding.

> Oracle is worth $400 billion > Its founder is the third richest man on the planet > Oracle reported a 22% revenue gain this quarter Still they fired 30,000 employees over email to fund AI Data centers. You don't hate billionaires enough.

Childless drunk appears at Disney World in a full suit

The only way Rob Schneider would join the military is if Adam Sandler was a general.

We have a winner

@frontierism Didn’t you hear Chud, we’ve decided the election was stolen in 24

🚨 JUST IN: Democrats protest democratically elected President

Under Trump, the cost of gaming is going up! He is NOT the gaming president.

Gamers can't afford a console, RAM or storage now... it all started with this tweet

But y’all was ok with the White House Video depicting the Obama’s as Apes tho…. You’ll be Aight

MAGA in a nutshell

@realKeithHughes @SenWarren Your a different level of fucking retarded

@SenWarren Hey Senator…talk to the Obamas. Barack and Michelle Obama signed a multi-year deal with Netflix in May 2018. This partnership allows them to produce a diverse range of content through their production company, Higher Ground Productions.

Netflix just got a $2.8 BILLION payout from Paramount for its failed Warner Bros. deal. Then Netflix turned around and raised prices on millions of customers.

@tedcruz About as ugly as Trump said your wife was you cuck

Beneath contempt.

@ClayTravis She do be doing this though, you can’t really hate if it’s just a reenactment

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

New Orleans….. under ground ……. God he’s so fucking stupid

@BraddrofliT None of this will happen, most of that is off the table at this point (unless you live in a neoliberal fantasy world) and it’s just as likely as not that whoever replaces Mango Mussolini will be a fascist whose worse

Here’s the part no one is saying: The next president won’t get a real first term. They’ll inherit a repair job. Rebuilding alliances. Restoring credibility. Undoing damage. An entire presidency spent fixing what Trump broke.

i like my girl like i like my shakes

@LarrryOmooba @PopCrave Amoeba Larry is a kid hater

Chappell cleared the air—she didn’t send security, didn’t even see them, and called it unfair the guard assumed bad intentions. That’s real accountability without deflecting. Apologizing to the family shows respect. This is how you handle it right. Respect to her for stepping up directly.

Chappell Roan denies sending security guard after young fan: “I'm just gonna tell my half of the story of what happened today with a mother and child who were involved with a security guard who is not my personal security. I didn't even see, I didn't even see a woman and a child, like, I did not. No one came up to me, no one bothered me, like I was just sitting at breakfast in my hotel. I did not ask the security guard to go up and talk to this mother and child. I did not. They did not come up to me. They weren't doing anything. It's unfair for security to just assume someone doesn't have good intentions when they have no reason to believe because there's no action even taken. I do not hate people who are fans of my music. I do not hate children, like, that is crazy. I'm sorry to the mother and child that someone was assuming something, that you would do something, and that if you felt uncomfortable, that makes me really sad. You did not deserve that.”

Chappell Roan's bodyguard