Strabo

“You will own nothing and be happy” daughter or “money will be irrelevant once we have a lunar mass driver” son

@blazers_palace So skewed by playoff performances

My official end of the season grades for the 2026 Blazers (based on expectations coming into the season): Deni Avdija A+ Jrue Holdiay A- Caleb Love A- Rob Williams A- Donavan Clingan B+ Shaedon Sharpe B- Sidy cissoko B- Blake Wesley B- Scoot Henderson C+ Matisse Thybulle C+ Jerami Grant C- Toumani Camara C- Vit Krejci C- Kris Murray D+ Yang Hansen D-

@signulll Switch to bottles

i drink like at least ~7 sparkling waters a day (flavored & unflavored). my favorite is topo chico, i go through like 4 bottles of it a day. can someone tell me if this is bad for me?

@kramerposts Steak and red wine

I'm interested in this idea of elemental pairings. "Popcorn and a movie" is an elemental pairing. "Coffee and a pastry" is an elemental pairing. "Pretty girl in a summer dress and a man buying her ice cream" is an elemental pairing. What else comes to mind?

@Seanfrank VENTURE CAPITALIST WHOS ONLY ADVENTURE IS CAPITAL

Only 1/10 venture capitalists make any money for their investors. No other group of people get so much clout and respect- while simultaneously sucking so much at their job

@503Blazerfans Clown journalist

Think it’s hilarious that the same guy who posted an article saying the Blazers were “good as gone” a few months ago is the same guy pushing a narrative that Dundon is going to be severly cheap I wouldn’t buy too much into that

@ToeteKenxal Youse

The fact there is no plural for "you" in english is annoying

@MikeNellis People were ever reporting their cash tip income? What?

This is actually really sad because he's using this woman as a prop to promote "No Tax on Tips" and she clearly doesn't know it only works on CASH tips — not the electronic ones she'd get via Doordash

@TMZ Looking forward to what we'll see from the great journalists at TMZ DC

TMZ DC ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was on his way into his office Monday at the Russell Building, and asked about the now-famous photo of him in Fantasyland at Disney World clutching a bubble wand during his 2-week Spring Break. The Senator was not in a chatty mood. 😬

@avidseries PNW is different region

This a pretty good map of US regions. I like the nuance regarding Texas. I have just a few minor quibbles — for example, I think the diffuse border between the West and West Coast should be farther west in some places (like in Oregon).

@trailblazers How was aminu rly the best option for 82 games straight

All 82 🤝

@yacineMTB @joebarnard High signal short form and brainrot long form do exist tbf

@joebarnard do not watch short form videos

If you could give everyone one piece of advice right now, what would it be?

@dances Had never heard of marlon hoffstadt 🎯

You can talk to a house head in new york who goes to big clubs and packed parties all the time Name a house dj who plays massive clubs and festivals They would have no idea what you talking about

@SportScran Would be fine if we you were pissed

Chicken panini at AEK Athens 💶 €7 (£6) ⚽️

@The_BBall_Index Avdija?

7 players out performed their salaries by more than 30 million this season according to LEBRON +42 mil - Wemby +34 mil - Payton Pritchard +33 mil - Jalen Duren +32 mil -Neemias Queta +32 mil - Chet Holmgren +31 mil - Donovan Clingan +31 mil - Derrick White

@CompletedStreet Manzanita hbf, make it happen

Imagine this, but with every city connected with high speed rail.

@hamptonism Puglia, rent a car

I will literally scrap Lake Como or Amalfi if someone recommends me a better option in Italy. I’m looking for vibes, views, and lots of swimming. HELP.

@vaelor0 We see posts like that as self indulgent

this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.

@CaudilloXIV Cause of the stigma

You don’t see people carrying these anymore

@1ssve Or that you were a prick

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

@KatieMiller Fuck off…. Who are you to tell me what is or isn’t ethical

New MIT & Stanford studies just dropped: AI assistants like ChatGPT & Claude are dangerously agreeable. When users express, harmful, deceptive or unethical beliefs, these AIs are 49% more likely to encourage their delusions. Instead of correcting bad ideas, they’re amplifying them. This is doing more harm than good. We need truth-seeking AI, not yes-men in silicon. dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…