mar 🪐

I hate that dykes dont like other dykes because yall niggas be fine ash

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

dry humping doesn’t stay dry for long with me

chocado c isso literalmente a mae dela em 2000

people who don’t update their apps are on the spectrum and struggle with change

dont shave ur happy trails pls

Maybe one day you’ll call me and tell me that you’re sorry too

just saw an argentinian call a black person “amerikkkan”

When a black woman asks me to do literally anything

@averyxcarter the blonde really gives a spotlight to ur eyes 🤌🤌🤌

Every 2 weeks, after my haircut, I go through the painful ordeal of deciding whether I re-dye my hair blonde or let the black grow out. So I humbly come to ask you: blonde or black?

The discourse about Evangelicism in Brazil being the reason for their soccer team being crap now is producing some incredible lines

I must have walked into this Houston, Texas liquor store looking like I was on a mission because a worker saw me and said “you must be here for the hot girl tequila” 😭😭 clocked!

type of art you see in the dispensary

@Skreddah is there a sign up sheet or sum

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