𝑊𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 ✍️

such an awful week at work. need to decompress and relax and tear my ACL.

being asked why I want to tear my ACL. it's for no reason. obviously.

Too injured to work ama

@pettingsoftily Damn... he's good

a lot of u could learn a thing or two from steve here

@bestmanager1967 and that's called leadership.

I would have this Mariners team up at least 5 games in the AL West at this point. Ten games by the All-Star break. Then it would slowly whittle down and we would be playing for the final wild card spot the last weekend of the season.

any requests? yeah, lose the foreskin!

Taco Bell if it served lichen be like: Live Moss

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

@Elite_4_J Everyone is saying Porygon but what about Togepi? It evolves through friendship and then a shiny stone

which pokemon is the only one that can be hatched from an egg, evolve twice and remain level 1 throughout??

@epinefri_end 👍

@worldlytutor maybe you should bring home cookie dough

When baddies come to the pharmacy I help with the line

When the Yelawolf hits and you turn into Osama Bin Laden like a Digimon evolution >>>>

I-5 south closed today thinking of him youtu.be/-8gMd9XZJyg?si…

Drew that one dude from Alien who’s fit went crazy for no reason

I'll block a bitch on my rotom phone

@WetOilyButt And note woke either

funny stuff

@Elite_4_J @epinefri_end

which pokemon has these type matchups??

vintage pokemon art by Mitsuhiro Arita

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