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@stratoilers
Fantasy GM, CFL Saskatchewan Roughriders Fan
Alberta, Canada Katılım Mart 2011
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Everyone living in 🇨🇦 needs to spend 23 minutes of your life and watch this video. No matter what side of the aisle you reside, it will explain that is the problem. We are all divided for a reason, and it's not good. They have us right where they want us.
youtu.be/azE7nqqQMmo?si…

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Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
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@CFL your command center is an absolute embarrassment to this sport. Why are you even there....no idea
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@ElmeligiSarah @rebeccakschulz Hey Sarah, look outside your window. See all that snow?
We just had the second snowiest March on record. First place was in 1998.
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El Nino is not to blame for our current drought. Climate change is. @rebeccakschulz what is our government doing to address drought caused by climate change over the long term? stalbertgazette.com/local-news/alb…
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It is with great sadness and broken hearts that the Saskatchewan Roughriders Football Club mourn the passing of one of its greatest players of all time, George Reed.
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This series was determined by the @NHL after game 4...brutal suspension decision...brutal officiating....give Vegas credit....but....4 min penalty changed game 5...missed call in game 6...one example...
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@burnsieoriginal How about $9.25M for a defenseman who is facing his own net and two lost battled on third....
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The New Zealand government has followed through 💔
Coronavirus Plushie@c_plushie
Baby W . . . "Our baby has just been medically kidnapped." Full video here: rumble.com/v1znqv6-baby-w… ☝️ For the FULL the background to this (from Dec 2 to the present day) PLEASE see the thread that I've attached to this tweet.
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@Buckwa @EDenhoff @JamieSale @JustinTrudeau Maybe you should tryout for offensive line for the riders
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I am a World +Olympic Gold Medallist, represented Canada internationally for over 12 years as a figure skater, Im a mother of 2 and a freedom lover. @JustinTrudeau thinks I’m a problem and that I hold unacceptable views. #TrudeauMustGo
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@EDenhoff @JamieSale @JustinTrudeau You were an environment (climate change) deputy minister..what do you know about health? Let alone
cllimate…
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@JamieSale @JustinTrudeau You do, to be honest. Super respect your career, but not so much your health advice/views.
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Well this is the end for the @sskroughriders. Offensive line is awful. Two years plus of this…defence is good…but no hope on offence…season over…cannot beat wpg/cgy not even close
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@aaronhoyland Please make sure they are booked for their COVID shots as soon as they are eligible
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