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went to maujpur and everyone knew you diva <3

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

microdosing hell by living in BJPs India

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

yes i'm a patron of the arts i go to da movies

When performing improvised group comedy just remember the phrase "no, but". It's important to dismiss others' ideas and introduce your own as quickly as possible to keep things fresh

i love those stupid boards that are just like “I ♥️ malaviya nagar” like hell yeah me too

appropriate time to bring this back

am i hunting for a flat or is this flat hunting me?

en unos días es la met gala pero todavía ninguno pudo superar este nivel de drama

polluted, hottest, worst place to live economically, no proper health care, rapist/corrupt politicians, highest number of unemployed youth, poor air quality, water scarcity, crumbling infrastructure, traffic chaos, rising cost of living, weak public systems, lack of accountability, overcrowding, noise pollution, declining green cover, increasing inequality, adulteration in food, no law and order for the rich, ethanol in vehicles pushing car culture, burning slums, poor waste management, lack of public transport planning, power cuts, unsafe roads, weak civic sense can you guess the country ???

theyve banned me from hearing any phoebe bridgers song for forever

the mood disorder that emerges only when the affected is exposed to a south asian summer should be part of the DSM

living in india and hoping for change is like believing the stripper loves you

lotta people using the phrase 'locked in' to mean being super focused on an assignment or w/e. proposing 'locked out' as converse to characterize when you're staring at your shit and just can't do it. 'i'm locked out rn bro. need to work and it's just not happening'

"no pop song needs to be over 2-3 minutes long" is propaganda spread to prevent artists from repeating the catchiest hook you've ever heard for its outro for 3 straight minutes.

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

sometimes people ask me how i know xyz person and i’m like…… from being gay. we all went to gay and online together.

thank you apple photos for consistently featuring people i would blow up given the chance

modiji lage haath desh ki betiyo ko ek ek dyson bhi de do

why can't poor people just open an economics textbook and understand that they have to stay poor for the rest of their lives for india to become trillion dollar economy by 2030??? anti national hai kya