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@EvelDick They should just bring vets back at jury. At least that way, the newbies would have bonded before fangirling.

@JoJoFromJerz Trump needs to sign the agreement so we can get out of it by saying he wasn't of sound mind to enter contracts.

They’re really hanging this whole f’ng disaster on the smoky eyed couch fucker, aren’t they?

@Obafemi30 I feel like if he plays too much, his TD-Catch ratio may drop.

I was literally asking myself how high is the ceiling for Tez? Up to him.

@sloth_runner @DreaMGriff28 @MLB Jesus has come back to earth several times. But everytime he announces he is Jesus, they put him in a mental institution. It really sucks to be Jesus. All these people believe in him until he presents himself to them and they call him crazy.

Hey, guess what? They didn’t have to wear the rainbow hat. They could’ve worn the standard logo. But surprise surprise again instead, Christians proactively choose to spread lies and hate. That’s just par for the course. The MLB has a uniform policy and you can’t just write whatever you want on your uniform. The players know this. They also did not have to wear the pride hat. But they wanted to create a hateful religious spectacle pretending to be “oppressed” and “discriminated”.

@SpencerHakimian @sloth_runner Nothing says deeply held Republican values like getting paid to push deeply held Republican values ... that you can't remember.

MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans. It’s all an act.

@JoJoFromJerz If lightning struck the cage, would that be a sign?

I’ve never rooted for a thunderstorm harder in my life.

@WalshFreedom I think its time for Trump to call Obama ... tge guy who knows how to make a deal with Iran.

For the umpteenth time: Do not believe ANYTHING Trump says about this war. He’s been lying about it from the jump. He lies about everything, this war is no different. Iranian state media and the Iranian regime are more believable than the American president. That’s an astounding thing to say, but it’s true.

@sloth_runner I'm not sure about you, but it is giving me a chubby.

Does this seatbelt make me look fat? 🥺

@whitefoot_alex @SundaeDivine Tell me you put a deposit on a Trump phone without telling me.

Nature is healing.

@matthewdmarsden @Red_Menace206 I'm going to guess that you voted for the guy who called "our fallen", suckers and losers ... am I right?

@Red_Menace206 My dude. Is that "our fallen?"

It is shocking that our fallen get one day or rememberance and Pride gets a month.

@Zack_magaig Represented America

Can you name one thing Joe Biden did better than Trump? What say you?

@AdamtrendHQ Disrespectful

🚨 President Trump says he's the MOST DISRESPECTED President in U.S. history. Do you agree? A) YES B) NO Drop your answer below and explain why.

@stevesmith2001 @RonFilipkowski It took him 60 years to amass an enormous amount of wealth and 1 year as president to more than double his wealth.

@streak69 @RonFilipkowski So he can funnel yet more taxpayers money to his personal account. Trump's committing biggest heist in US history & Congress just let's him do it. Who would've thought that the US would be conquered by a pensioner prone to napping and having the occasional trouser accident.

Vanilla Ice gets iced out.

@mattvanswol Critical thinking isnt in your wheelhouse is it? The most populated areas are democrat voters. Doesn't it make sense that it takes longer to count more ballots?

@SenatorBanks Why as a grown adult are you lying about this???

You have to be 16 to drive. You have to be 18 to vote. You have to be 21 to drink. You have to be 25 to rent a car. Why are teachers talking to our kids about sexuality at 12? Why are kids encouraged to mutilate their bodies at 13? This gender ideology madness needs to end.

@EvelDick You cant wish for stuff. Praying is always the preferred communication method.

@streak69 Well, the last time I wished for someone to die on here, I was suspended for a week

I get this all the time... And it doesn't let you know what it was or even which tweet it was. And I'm not sure if it's the algorithm that's flagging or some fucking asshole following me is constantly flagging my shit. If it's the latter, I hope u get constipated for a month 🖕

@EvelDick The world would be much better if instead of exorcisms, they performed reverse exorcisms. You know, where the devil tells the priest to get out of the children.

Wtf 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤡

@JDdouglas2 @SundaeDivine From brown cows?

@SundaeDivine " I like Chocolate Milk " DJT

“Extreme intelligence” is when you pass the test that asks you to identify a duck and then brag about it like you split the atom.