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@YaneKariuki Ubashiri wangu nne mtungi, Eze amerudi

Naam, wacha sasa tutizame highlights za hapo ugani Emirates kati ya bingwa mara sifuri wa kombe la klabu bora barani Ulaya dhidi ya Bournemouth. Kumbuka mcheza kwao hutuzwa na Arsenali akishinda mchuano wa leo huenda akatawazwa ubingwa wa Ligi. Tatu mtungi ndio ubashiri wangu.

@sholard_mancity Elon farmers, rage baiting

Kaluma is proposing something big. Link National IDs directly to IEBC so that the moment you get an ID, you’re automatically registered as a voter. This came up yesterday in Sotik, Bomet, where the Parliamentary Committee on Administration and Internal Security noted delays in ID issuance, largely due to limited government funding. On paper, it sounds efficient. But let’s be honest, Right now, thousands of IDs remain uncollected in stations across the country. Now imagine those same IDs already sitting inside the IEBC voter register. Who controls them? Who safeguards that system? Because what looks like “efficiency” today can easily become a tool for manipulation tomorrow. Good idea, or a quiet backdoor to rigging elections? It might be good on the surface, but in the wrong hands, it becomes a silent risk to election integrity.

@okjared1 @C_NyaKundiH Classic 'pick me' takes. The app is a very useless one

@C_NyaKundiH The Mpesa app's good stuff, which you tout as being awesome, came from Safaricom too. This new version definitely needs work, and they need hear about it. Just be nice when you tell them! I'm trying really hard to be patient tol hoping they'll fix this mess too.

This useless thing called OneApp is honestly frustrating to use. In some cases, you are forced to tap things twice for no reason. For example, when sending money, you first tap “Done” and then “Send”. Why should users go through two steps for one simple action? To make matters worse, I have also lost some of my saved paybills and tills. Safaricom has really gone down when it comes to listening to customers. Instead of improving the user experience, the top leadership seems more focused on looting than fixing obvious problems that affect everyday users.

@YaneKariuki Imenasa

Tumeamka kuseti very dangerous mtego hapo Emirates mamaee

@generali_osumo Protected by the US

Who is this lady? What is her role in H.E Rigathi Gachagua's team? Myself, I have attended quite a number of meetings that Riggy G is in attendance and at times am left watching how she operates and moves around. This morning, a brother of mine sent me this photo telling me that Riggy G is being protected by the US. That this lady behaves like CIA, judgement made on how she was behaving the other day when Riggy G arrived at Ol Kalau at a funeral of the late MP. I understand what my brother was trying to tell me! This is Rose Gakuo, what I understand is that she's a journalist/news anchor because I used to watch her in a local TV station not long ago. That is how I know her name. I haven't interacted with her in person. There is something I admire about Rose because I have interacted with her from a distance in some of the meetings that I have attended with the united opposition. The lady is extremely passionate about her job that she can at times look like a protocol officer, security or even goon. Rose is what someone of the calibre of Gachagua needs in his political life. Her conduct in public is EXEMPLARY. I suspect her emotional intelligence is above board because I've watched her videos engaging the state people/protocol/security before Gachagua arrived. When her boss arrived she was something else! ADMIRABLE! I give her, her frowers! Competency blended with experience is what brings this out of someone!

@Onorpik Mr know it all , what do you want 'us' to do? Prepare a separate charge?

These goons who attacked Senator Godfrey Osotsi are being charged with "Robbery with Violence". A clear wrong charge that is meant to ensure their acquittal. They should have been charged with Grievous Harm according to Section 234. That is easy to prove. TOWN GAMES!

@Safaricom_Care @GathogoBMwangi 1.After the first login why do I need to register afresh on reboot. 2. Tried buy goods on STK after reboot but it wasn't working either. 3. Hii kiherehere ya updating apps by force muache. Pakin!

Dear @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care this is utmost inconvenience for users of Mpesa outside the country. You have logged out all of us and the only way to login again is to have the Safaricom network connected, which doesn’t work on roaming. One had to wait to come to Ke so they can activate the app. Now tell me, what do you want me to do with the money in my mpesa? How will i continue using it?? Huge disappointment!

@AnuarSaddat You're a bitter idiotic man Mr know it all. Sheeeenzi sana

Equity wanted to operate in Mozambique. They have had trouble doing so since no one could introduce the equity CEO to the President of Mozambique. Then Ruto introduced Equity CEO to the President of Mozambique where they are expected to get the operating license. Kshs 6.5 Billion of Kenyan money collected via E-Citizens was also accidentally taken by Ruto’s associate, according to truthful man, from Equity. Those two incidents aren’t related. Just a story we wanted to bring to your attention.

@Shad_khalif Equity for biz

Which banks do you use for your small businesses that doesn’t require you to be making 10 Million bob per month to open an account?

@jepvivy73 @KijanaM78762854 @Shad_khalif @StanChartKE Siwezi walai

@KijanaM78762854 @Shad_khalif @StanChartKE 😄😄😄😄 minimum ni ngapi jomba I also intended to but nikama ni mawe

Oh wow. I’ve gone to Stanchart to open a company account I’ve been told, “If you cannot prove that your company makes 10 MILLION SHILLINGS A MONTH, sorry but we can’t help you, go open with another bank, come back when you start making 10 million”. @StanChartKE Lovely service thank you very much. WOW. Shock of the day wallahi what!!!????😂😂😂

@JCarhire @kimyamiyaki "Always learning and improving " Taka taka

Hi @kimyamiyaki. We’re truly sorry for your experience. We take this one on us. It was still a pleasure doing business with you, and we appreciate you. We’re always learning and improving to serve better. Asante.

@lilacmwesh Clearing and forwarding mercenaries

There's an observation I've made for some time now and it's really messing with my head... These tropical sweets, is it that they have a high demand or what? Can someone survive on the business of selling these solely? There's a gentleman I find daily (morning and evening) outside Family Bank/Standard Chartered bank opposite the Bank of India who sells these sweets. He has some locks, and wears black(never seen him in other coloured clothes). The fact that he's always there for the majority of hours of the day, I assume that's his main business. If that's the case, can someone survive and sustain their life in these streets simply selling sweets?!

@KipsambuT Siasa weka kwa lungs gathee

Was to be in Eldoret for Easter and get myself a pair of sneakers from you,unfortunately I am not going to buy one.

@chi_ef26 @abuyamasta Always complaining, kijana mjinga sana

@abuyamasta umetuchosha na Uber Yako ..... si uache kazi

Uber wako na mchezo sana, niende 12km nichukue mtu distance ya 10.1km halafu nilipwe ksh 431, a total distance of 22.1kms!

@Primeandeka Caltex?

Kichwa inataka kukua mahali logo ya caltex iko😄

@daudi_mkenya @AntonioWallahi ni mgeni kwa hii sector, atalijua jiji

@AntonioWallahi Siku utafuliziwa hio account ndio utajua kunyamaza

Wajaluo pia wamekuwa sharp boys kwani? This pal has sent KES 999,999 and gone silent.

@NyajeriDavid @the_sambu He overrated himself and eventually lost to himself Wajuaji wa taon

@the_sambu But you of all people was consumed into that nonsensical ploy. Given you've built your page as a military analyst, is that not a huge setback credibility wise?

Netanyahu : live press conference ! Alaa!

Nimepata Dem ameanika panty yake juu ya boxer yangu kwa plot..I'm confused Nifanyaje?😂😂

@njeng_Ah kimchezo mchezo atanasa corporates na PWD activists Hapa ni taon. block exiting technique

Vitu najionea kwa hii dunia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why would you attend this and clearly you cant see 🤣🤣🤣

@NjeriBt Israel vs Palestine

Inconsequential na ata hizo shule unapelaka wattoto mimi ndio nilikufundisha. Politics, I introduced you. Media appearances i taught you. Inconsequential and you want to be me? Lipa deni. Nyangau.