✨bi-nosaur✨
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✨bi-nosaur✨
@strugglesaurus
chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️

when a man who was in my story likes 2 days ago hard launches a girlfriend today……. I slip a little deeper into psychosis daily

27 years old 47 years old

Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney is mid and would become invisible with an average body “Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support” “She’s really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with porn brains find her attractive because of her body”

Minnesota has just become the first state to ban prediction markets. Gov. Tim Walz has signed a bill that makes operating or advertising prediction markets a felony. This sets a major precedent for those seeking to regulate or ban Polymarket, Kalshi, and other sites.


I cannot even explain to you how emotionally invested in this I have become

I don't want to blame someone for being young and asking questions, but holy shit the idea that this is even a question. * Unemployment hit 10%. Stayed above 7% for four straight years * 10M people lost their homes * The banking system came close to total, catastrophic failure * We didn't gain back all the lost jobs for six years * Stock market declined by 57% * Global trade declined 10% Comparing right now to then is just...

I cannot even explain to you how emotionally invested in this I have become

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 10 miles before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21 9. Weekly hinge dates 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions” 14. Plants and the environment 15. Traveling

Alex Cooper announces that she is pregnant and expecting her first baby with Matt Kaplan.

what would you do if someone read all your tweets to you one by one
