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Gandalf the Slay

@strumdick

PARODY ACCOUNT. Not your dad's favorite shitposter!

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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Gandalf the Slay
Gandalf the Slay@strumdick·
Welcome to my new followers! I'm Gandalf the Slay and I thank you for your fellowship. On this account, you will find #LOTR, #crypto, some #politics as well as some home made #memes & #shitposting. I'm #disabled and bedridden, so you'll probably see a lot of me! Cheers!
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MC Squared@mcsquared34·
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x_c4tb0y_x@vampiric_shirin·
there is an unbelievable number of americans who believe karl marx killed millions of people
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Luke 🏴
Luke 🏴@AnarchoLuke·
@strumdick Like they're fascists but never principled (as most fascists)
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Luke 🏴@AnarchoLuke·
I hope Netanyahu is dead
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Lana the Bug 🪲💕@lanabeesfw·
One thing no one tells you about being biologically female is that when youre on your period your adhd meds dont work as well AND your adhd symptoms are worse! Isnt that fun! 💀
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WF@WhaleFUD·
JUST IN: Netanyahu says air campaign alone won’t suffice, calls for ground action in Iran
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Gandalf the Slay@strumdick·
@DESI0RE Reaching levels of cucked we previously thought impossible
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larrikin@HELLLLHOOOOLE·
Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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WF@WhaleFUD·
JUST IN: Zelenskiy: Ukraine is facing an extremely difficult situation right now.
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harrison@harrisonwyrick·
what are these? bombs? frightening.
kuno@kunostia

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Gandalf the Slay@strumdick·
@calvinfroedge They have been lol their strategy is thorough and one of the finest I can think of in modern history. It's a perfect antidote for American and Israeli aggression. We're trying to kill this guy with car crashes.
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Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur·
You should be absolutely furious about this $200 billion ask for the war. I guarantee you if you asked for $200 billion in health care or food for American people, you'd be laughed out of Congress. There's no money for that! But as soon as Israel asks, it'll fly through Congress.
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Gandalf the Slay@strumdick·
My heart is exhausted, my mind is broken and my body feels like I just ran a marathon. I literally can't imagine what this is like for people on the ground in these areas, even from here it's too much.
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chimera@chimeraxmachina·
Every US poll: 25% strongly oppose using The Baby Obliterator 25% strongly favor using The Baby Obliterator 50% couldn’t quite make up their minds on the issue of obliterating babies.
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RT@RT_com·
This was a DELIBERATE TARGETED ATTACK on journalists there's no mistake about it. This was an Israeli precision strike FROM A FIGHTER JET — RT corr Steve Sweeney who was wounded earlier today ‘If they think that they're going to silence us, they're very, very much mistaken’
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❗️ Moment Israel DIRECTLY HITS RT crew

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Gandalf the Slay@strumdick·
In 3-5 years we're going to get a "puff piece" about how, in hindsight, all of this was actually good because Americans lost so much weight. Bookmark it.
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