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@dom_lucre They chose it based on planetary alignment

I have to ask, why did NASA choose April Fools’ Day as the date to go to the moon?

@MmisterNobody What? Who even said “they’re landing on the moon today” dumbass

They will livestream the moon “landing” today. This is going to be hilarious to debunk.

@NoContextHumans Absolutely

El Salvador make their prisoners work to pay for their crimes. Should we do this?🤔

@HortonSmith34 @GeneralMCNews They literally said it over the radio lol

@GeneralMCNews ….and you got this information from where? So they blast off at 6:30 and someone has to go to bathroom already. Guaranteed fake news! Asked Grok. Gemini. ChatGPT and nothing!

BREAKING: The toilet on NASA’s latest Artemis Moon mission spacecraft is malfunctioning.

@snowiecone Avril Lavigne

gun to your head name a canadian

@ToliverScotty @Red_Pill_US 😆yeah because they’re gonna dust off that rocket and load it up and launch it.

@Red_Pill_US Lie. The technology is sitting in museums.

They told us for decades: "Sorry folks, we lost the technology to go back to the Moon. It's just gone."🚀 Now on APRIL FOOL'S DAY they're suddenly taking astronauts back? Maybe now they can go pick up the astronaut who was left behind to film the lunar module lifting off. Or was that just NASA flexing in 1972 with their fancy self-turning tripod that magically panned to show the whole scene?

@Red_Pill_US The technology was “lost” because they repurposed the factories that made the tech that took us to the moon, the first time. The ability to make that tech is what was lost….context people…context

@AmericaPapaBear I’m a little scared of the amount of people who have this low of an IQ, to believe the moon landings were all faked…

Everyone is very excited about the Artemis II launch, meanwhile Puddin holds strong on her stance that we never want to the Moon in the first place! So let’s settle the debate. Do you think we went to the moon or not?

@CuriosityonX Pretty sure most of the planet would be fucked before this even touched us. The gravity pull between both planets would screw with everything

What would you do in this situation?

@LangmanVince Let’s see…one team has orange suits, one had white…one team is a group of 3, the other has four. Or are we supposed to be pointing stupid stuff out?

1969 Apollo 11 astronauts versus 2026 Artemis II astronauts. What do you notice? 🤔

@MahikRani50377 Her life

🧐🤔 Challenge 🤔🧐

@ThisIsJay216 It’s actually really sad how many people actually have that low of an IQ, to truly believe the moon landing was faked. Like kind of pathetic…

Grown me can’t believe ppl actually thought this bullshit was real… do you see this contraption 😂 😂😂😂😂

@AndrewWilldyx @ThisIsJay216 …what exactly are “all these other countries”…please name them

@ThisIsJay216 I would never believe they went to the moon. All these other countries would not be making it up, saying that the moon landing was fake.

@MntnCr73851 @ThisIsJay216 Uh…is this supposed to be like a “I’m an idiot…or rage bait” comment? Or both?

@ThisIsJay216 That unregulated combustion engine is leaving quite a carbon footprint on the moon! Luckily the moon dirt is falling right back on to the surface! That is some really heavy dust to fall back so fast when the “astronauts” were risking floating away!

@Okitwist @ThisIsJay216 Yep, pretty sure they’d invented camera mounts a century before this lol

@ThisIsJay216 This comment section is a prime example of a meeting of the low IQ people… contraption , yes because it’s a camera mounted on something you fools .

@awesomebaby25 @ThisIsJay216 Yeah because there’s no way to connect a landline call to a radio…please be satire…

@ThisIsJay216 And the phone call with the president on a landline! Everybody bought it back then! I lose reception just driving near a tunnel. Lol.

@CapGotOne @ThisIsJay216 @grok Please go back to school…good grief the moon has gravity

@cfg_504 @ThisIsJay216 The moon has gravity…are you serious?

@ThisIsJay216 How did it stay grounded in zero gravity? Wouldn’t it just float away?

@ThisIsJay216 ….it was the 60s…they sent them in what was essentially a tin can…

@Papabeast7 @Sam2978pt @NASA @NASAKennedy Fr straight cornball trying to ruin it

@Sam2978pt @NASA @NASAKennedy There's always one guy who sucks the joy out of the room to make it about themselves or their idol.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…