Stu Royall

My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread)

@h_llylavery Sorry for not responding sooner, we've been busy #ChupaChupsImpossible

LET'S GOOOOO! #MentosFizzooka

As part of a new campaign by @BBHLondon, Mentos has launched a new tactical item called a Fizzooka in @Fortnite Creative ow.ly/qgUr50Vngfj

@andynairn Promising signs. Feels good to be free of the algorithm

I’ve lost about 2,000 followers this week. What a shame: I used to love this place. Not giving up on it just yet but have opened a Blue Sky account. Anybody still here to say whether that’s any good?!

@stubot.bsky.social

[moonwalks out the room while maintaining eye contact]

How much of this is users posting their blue sky accounts?

@SomeOfJess it's called vodka

They need to start making this available by the gallon.

Maggie Smith hitting different today

can we run the simulation again?

America, you had a good run

Must-watch: @MichelleObama makes powerful case for why men should care about reproductive freedom

@awlilnatty I saw one in the wild. Proper work.

Love these posters for McDonald’s new, mini hash browns so much, I almost don’t mind that no one outside of social media will probably ever see one

The richest man in the world: is one of the biggest political donors in the world. and one of the biggest government contractors in the world. while owning one of the biggest social media platforms in the word. While warning about a cabal of elites ruining the world.

my creative process

@annajmrowiec This is how they phase us out

I don’t get how this. Surely a robot would be much better at maths than I am?

Zero respect

Some personal news

Am I crazy or does that look like some of the coldest tastiest water you've ever seen

@Revolution_Inc_ @BBCYork 😢

@BBCYork Sad day @stu_bot3000 :(

Junk food adverts to be banned on buses and trains bbc.in/3XTd2DJ