PaperCut MF

sometimes I just say things so that people will think those things

Which kind of girl am I? Be honest

@sophiehiroko oops yeah I meant to say librarian should I delete and repost?

I love telling libertarians “sometimes I pretend to be a libertarian as a joke”

it’s a girl eat girl world

yes .. u want to share ur clementine , u want to emotionally and tenderly give me a piece rn 🌀👃🌀

for pride month if you have friends who are part of the lgbtq+ community let them know that they are loved. give them all of your money.

codependency is my kink

beer is poetry

Olivia Rodrigo is Taylor Swift for girls who grew up in Edina

Cam Janson is short for Camgirl Jansen

drinking hummus with a twisty straw

uncuffing your jeans is the new gay

my childhood best friend works for nasa now and y’all wonder why I have an inferiority complex

I like like you as a friend

I miss the days before the pandemic when we could go to speakeasies and we didn’t have to brew moonshine in our bathtubs

I’m getting heartburn from this la croix

We’re almost there!

If this tweet gets 500 likes, I’ll have a tweet with 500 likes! Let’s get this tweet to 500 likes!

there ain’t nothin like flickin a booger n hearin it land

I bet I’m the first person to think of this

super bowel movement