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@stuartgraham916

raced bikes a bit, shoot guns a bit, fly planes a bit, TT, IOM, Spitfires.... NUFC… the Kingdom of Northumbria

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Little trip out on the beemer… Northumberland Nation Park…. Don’t bother coming…. Too busy and crap…. 😂 @WildNland
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Yanited
Yanited@NE5westend·
Northumberland: it’s certainly a very special place!
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Lee Harris
Lee Harris@LeeHarris·
This is DISGRACEFUL. @Nigel_Farage calls out Keir Starmer at PMQs for his failed "smash the gangs" policy following *ONE THOUSAND* illegals arriving in the last week. He REFUSES to answer the question and completely changes the subject. Keir Starmer is not fit for office.
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Harman Singh Kapoor
Harman Singh Kapoor@kingkapoor72·
Met Police has failed law-abiding citizens. @MayorofLondon has failed London. We need boots on the streets now. We need new leadership right now
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@PontistGirl Very grim…. Don’t come… not worth it…
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😊@PontistGirl·
It's grim up North 🫶
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A View From Yorkshire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer
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History Girl
History Girl@HistoryGirlBW·
90 years ago today, 5th March 1936, the Supermarine Spitfire prototype K5054 made its historic first flight from Southampton Aerodrome. Designed by R.J. Mitchell, an incredible aircraft that became a legend.
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Les Pigg@LesPiggypics·
Sun rise at Newcastle Airport just now. @Ryanair
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@mototingle Ok then I’ll just have to relieve you of the problem!! As I’m 35 miles from the border it’s only another 3+ hours to granite city!
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MotoTingle 🔧
MotoTingle 🔧@mototingle·
A Buell Firebolt £1,200 but a gazillion miles away from Devon It’s all the way up in Scotland, just up from Aberdeen Perfect price, lovely fixer upper and an easy way into classic Buell Just can’t get to it, transportation costs in time and fuel alone kill the deal Thoughts?
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Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com
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@Boilerboypalace There can be only one…….. the soundtrack made it….
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Boilerboypalace@Boilerboypalace·
Wow just popped to tesco express and now watching Henry Cavill filming highlander outside St Paul's cathedral.
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@mototingle @SuzukiBikesUK Lucky enough to have had three of them in the day… two blue and one red Something else I shouldn’t have sold………
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MotoTingle 🔧@mototingle·
S⭐️creaming classic: the 2 stroke RG500 still hits like thunder. U⭐️nder that square four, every blip is GP grit. Z⭐️ero compromises just smoke and speed. U⭐️nleash the powerband; it’s 80s nostalgia. K⭐️ick it, lean it, let those pipes sing. I⭐️conic Suzuki madness, forever.
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NUFC360
NUFC360@NUFC360·
Kieran Trippier speaking in support of Eddie Howe after last nights win against Aston Villa 🗣️ "You see all the stuff on social media, which he really does not deserve. We are fully behind him. We are fully playing for him. So this one is for him as well."
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@NatashaMDay That’s not a land shark….😂. This is….. Rosa❤️
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Natasha Day MBE
Natasha Day MBE@NatashaMDay·
Dax the land shark everyone … 😆
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