Stuart Provan

@ComedyCentralUK Why is this week’s episode not on demand? @SkyUK

Context is everything 🙃 #TheDailyShow

Oh no! It happened! I have got the dreaded X on the app. Farewell everyone. Elon can shove it up his arse!

Very honoured to be on such a list. Thank you to this normally unpleasant newspaper for showing a degree of kindness.

@Otto_English Tomorrow - Maureen from Driving School gives her thoughts on ULEZ

Incredible

Can’t Verstappen just have a major engine failure or something? So bored of him.

@anon_opin There would be an uprising. And then someone will press a button and it will go back down.

Schindler Lifts really need to change their name.

This guy should have been investigated years ago.

I'm not sure what I'll be doing this week as I haven't had my instructions from Nigel Farage yet.

Errrrr, hello?! You campaigned for this, you voted for this….this is what you wanted #brexit

Lee Anderson spotted heading back to his constituency for the weekend.

It’s got a really gorgeous closed-down Debenhams feel 😍

@unimatrix999 @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Yep we’re going round in circles here. I go back to my original point. You don’t understand how statistics work.

@stuartprovan @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Doesnt take away the fact surveys are useless , only referendum's data is worth anything. Doesnt matter who takes a survey , if they use 1% of a group to represent 100% that is false.

In this poll of LGBTQ+ Britons, just 3% opted for ‘LGB’ - the acronym used to deliberately exclude trans people. This shows lesbian, gay and bi people overwhelmingly see trans people as part of their community. So stop pretending there’s a civil war over this. There isn’t.

@unimatrix999 @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Do you even know who YouGov are or the politics behind them? They have no agenda here. Thank you for proving my point over and over again.

@stuartprovan @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Generalising a minority's opinion by means of survey to project on a majority that did not participate in said survey sais what....

@unimatrix999 @OwenJones84 @SoozUK Or if, in this case, they asked nearly a thousand LGBT people from different backgrounds and politics, you get a pretty clear picture. That’s how surveys work.

@stuartprovan @OwenJones84 @SoozUK depends where you take the survey and how , survey's are useless data. If you take a survey in a pro TQ bar VS a pro LGB bar , the data will differ greatly.

Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest.

@buntyhoven Nanny changes their clothes…and the kids clothes as well.

@askesure On hold for an hour just to try and get a quote as thinking of buying a new car and see how it will affect my policy. Your “new system” is making things a nightmare!

@StuartMaconie No the drink aren’t free. In fact they should pay you to go in. It’s rough!

Finally found it. Bit disappointed tbh