YB, comedy... sometimes.

2014, February. Snowed in for Valentine's Day. We had been dating for 1 month!

Going to the grocery store is traumatic now because self checkout spits out coupons for cat food and protein bars telling me "birch buy things for your dead cat and dead husband"

@nerdist LOVE SNW, we needed Pike's story. And the Gorn! Kirk has really grown on me. James Kirk as well 😏

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds follow-up series “Year One” still could happen at Paramount+ nerdist.com/article/star-t…

Happy birthday to John de Lancie. DYK? He assumed his appearance on TNG would be a one-time guest role. At the time, he was used to appearing in single-episode guest spots on TV shows, so he thought Q would only appear in the pilot and never return. �

@AdamLowisz @elonmusk @weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside How do you know if you don't watch it

@elonmusk @weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside I remember I used to watch The Daily Show back in the day. I didn't realize until I got older how biased Jon Stewart was. It has only gotten worse as the Democrat Party shifted leftward. He used to be so funny.

How has Elon Musk’s X (formerly Twitter) influenced our democracy? On a new pod, we’re unpacking Big Tech’s election disruption with Casey Newton, editor of Platformer, and Renée DiResta, research professor at Georgetown University. New episode out now! @CaseyNewton @noUpside #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@birthdayrich @VanTheBrand It explains a lot

@VanTheBrand Wow

A movie cannot be a vinyl

@GianmarcoSoresi Ah the trailer down time life. This is how you get into Elden Ring and micro dosing.

If I’m ever tweeting more than normal it’s a sure sign that I booked acting work

@Acyn In Japanese, kissing ass/brown nosing is translated to "grinding sesame" and the gesture is of one using a mortar and pestle

Japanese PM: Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it. There’s no doubt about it.

@BrianStack153 Oh man, I was gonna butter you up and use your contacts to make my way in Hollywood. Didn't we almost have it all? See you around friend, stay healthy!

@sasimons I haven't performed since last year, are comics out there really still doing trans jokes?

Mark Normand on his new special: "I hit every group. I feel like everybody does trans jokes; I do trans, Mexican, Black, gay, Muslim, everyone. Equal opportunity. I'm inclusive… I'm writing jokes that I would want to hear or my friends growing up would want to hear"

@conner_omalley Colin Jost and Pete Davidson have a barge I hear

Irish Zionism

@SMSPirate @TS_Secrets Most of the world takes a gap year, many of the students in my diplom program in Germany were 5-10 years older than I was

@TS_Secrets 80% of all jobs are found because of who you know. College is backwards. You should work and do something then go to school and find out why it worked so you can go do it again (or not).

My neighbor spent about $80k on his son’s college finance degree. His son graduated, filled out 105 applications, and couldn’t land a finance job. Right now, he’s managing a Jimmy John’s while he “waits for a break.” Then my neighbor said, “I’m going to introduce him to some of my friends so he can get an entry-level role.” And it hit me. If the outcome is still who you know, not what you studied… what exactly did the $80k buy?

@TS_Secrets Managing already? With no management experience? I'd say the degree is already paying for itself. Most people work years and climb the ladder.

@ukwrightphil @AerLingus Awww shucks. I was hoping they'd tell the pilots they did a great job.

@AerLingus @stuffhedoes

Hold up @AerLingus EIN119 HOLY F*CK 💪🏼#Stpatricksday That was something.

@BadBoyGrey___ @iam_johnw 100% and just who would be pressed by the chance to see Michael B. Jordan while eating fries which I will also order rn

@iam_johnw it’s an oscar tradition, he ain’t faking nothing bruh.

Jonathan Frakes called Tatiana Maslany his “secret weapon” on Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and it's easy to see why. She was able to convey so much emotion using only her eyes, before saying a single word and her scenes with Sandro Rosta were beautiful!

Brava to @flyethiopian whose flight ETH515 from Lome just had a BRILLIANT landing in really hairy straight winds @Dulles_Airport (I can follow their lights and landings when I walk the dog)

@MayKelly @tlop444 Voting was closed weeks before he said that

@tlop444 Leftists in Hollywood don't believe in free speech, I guess. You can't have an opinion that upsets the system, apparently.

all because of one comment that had nothing to do with the movie

@alienated_cola @GianmarcoSoresi Voting was closed weeks before he said that.

@GianmarcoSoresi im 100% it’s all because of that opera thing lmao the academy is so lame

It was a fantastic movie and the way people talk about movies and acting and art on this website make me want to blind myself

@GianmarcoSoresi Meh. The cinematography was outstanding. But the script/dialogue, and acting, and Timothee, just ew.