Stunt-fever

I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

night.

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

Better one true friend than a hundred relatives.

Software independent: won't work with any software.

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.

Any contract drawn in more than 50 words contains at least one