Andy Matthews

Hey! While we are all trying to be self sufficient, here's something fun and quick to do with your garden produce THREAD:

I've just realised what Labour's claim the economy would have crashed if they hadn't cut winter fuel payments to pensioners reminds me of: "Austerity is the economic theory that the global financial crash was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton." A.Sayle

@Alasdairtb Parting ways with a bee was the one that really got me here.

@stupidoldandy Andy i feel both complimented, insulted, drinking a relatives juice, parting ways with a bee, captioning a German television program for your mother who doesn't have much time due to a concurrent part-time unfinished university degree, forks

Just remembering my first and only time in Edinburgh, ten years ago.

@1HADaFEW @shaunmicallef Ok but in this case the show hasn’t been filmed yet.

@stupidoldandy @shaunmicallef The press gets previews of the show.

@DavidJKillick @jsin_59 @shaunmicallef I have a different opinion but I am interested to hear why you think this isn't a funny thing to say.

@jsin_59 @stupidoldandy @shaunmicallef It isn't a witty comment even if you haven't read the piece.

How good is this?! Cheers Brydon!

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Holy crap Bec did a great one of these Guardian lists: theguardian.com/culture/articl…

@vhsrevue Really enjoyed this

When Sydney lounge ads invaded Melbourne TV: A Tedious Explanation of what was going on at Channel 10 in 1991. WATCH HERE: youtu.be/ZQzLm_5LtLA?=g… #vhsrevue

It is true!

@damethelog damn, sorry to hear that.

@stupidoldandy hey Andy. It is spam mate. Sorry, got hacked

@squirrel_comedy @Alasdairtb Love this.

@stupidoldandy @Alasdairtb

@Alldogsaredead This is a great look for you.

When you're mean to me this is who your being mean to, just so you know.

@nolinthealpha Alma Zygier :)

ABC Spicks and specks now who was that singer at the end pls

@nolinthealpha instagram.com/almazygier/?hl…

@WhoKnewItPod It's all I want!

@stupidoldandy We miss this kind of brilliance on the show! Please come join us again!

On this week's episode guests had to make up a musical pun name for a @bigshedbeer, here I am with Cindy with a signed poster for the original as discussed on the episode. If you had to come up with a music pun beer name what would it be? Wrong answers only!

@WhoKnewItPod Beerdence Beerwater RevivAle?

You Am IPA Helle's Bells Hefeweizen.E.R.D You Can Call Me Ale Lambic Runga Don't Call Me Porter Gosé González Fall Stout Boy oooofff these are pretty rough

@anna_kosovac @ZeroSuitCamus My god. Looks like I have to go and ask my parents some very serious questions.

@ZeroSuitCamus @stupidoldandy is that you at 2:12??

Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music