🐓Raytheon Charles

I work for Saudi aramco and my job is to give large briefcases of cash to underpaid or professionally frustrated european supercar designers in order to ensure that their flagship EVs all look like shit.

@worst_egirl No but we used to fold the queens neck to resemble a cock and balls

kinda weird australia is like the one place that doesn't have little nicknames for certain coins and notes when we have weird nicknames for literally everything else

Once upon a time he would have belted someone. Rusty has gone woke.

@internpierre @ptuomov Agreed. Buy this to get an allocation to what exactly? An 849 Testarossa? lol no thanks

@ptuomov Management team pushed it too far I don’t think you’re correct with the end groups complying but we’ll see!

These hated Ferraris do sell out because you have to buy some of the hated ones to get an allocation of the actually desirable ones. How hated this care is and will be will become obvious when the initial owners dump them on the secondary market. The resale values will be brutal.

sitting in the cuck chair rn ama

@joshpuckett @cleoabram This is genuinely one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever read.

I love how Jony and Flavio predicted the precise, immediate response we're seeing to the Luce. It's almost like they're good designers who know a thing or two about design! Clip from @cleoabram's interview, a must watch.

@gbrl_dick Launching my AI powered drain cleaning tech startup

i like startups and technology and generally think the CGT changes are net bad but adding a carve-out for ‘tech startups’ is deeply unprincipled and completely unjustifiable. reflects badly on everyone involved.

@khguthrie @QasimRashid Plead guilty to assaulting a child. Do your kids know you’re online defending paedophiles?

@QasimRashid Do your research and quit being a political hack. The jury hung 7-5.

BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the 49-year-old Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He got out in 30 days. This is MAGA's vision for the USA. Full story: letsaddresstexas.substack.com/p/ken-paxtons-…

@fmcbill Jony Ive is being mean to your $RACE position

@jsin_59 you are such a meany

“Okay…what kind of Ferrari owner are you?”

Left, Ferrari Luce $645k Right, Nissan Leaf $35k

@AutoPap “I challenge you to buy two of these if you want an allocation to a V8”

Is a Ferrari salesman trying to sell this what they mean by Ferrari Challenge? Because that is challenging.

@adrianfclarke There’s a precedent for this: pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…

@jsin_59 If they want one it won’t for a while as I’m busy until next week. I might do a thread here in a couple of days.

Me hitting refresh on The Autopian website waiting for the @adrianfclarke Ferrari article

@SpeedSportLife It’s going to be so funny when people realise how big this thing is.

Oh boy. 🍿

@ListerLawrence That’s were you’re wrong Lawrence. You should be mocking Jony Ive as a designer. He would be flipping burgers if Dieter Rams didn’t exist.

I’m not knocking John Ive as a designer, but I have just spent the last 20 seconds coming up with this….

@AutismCapital @RichardColman84 Nice cope

Overall retrospective on The Enhanced Games: There are a few thoughts here to break down. 1) The athletes were so grateful to participate. They made so much money to be there, some $1M+ to participate. For them that was a new lease on life. For an athlete who is past their prime to be able to compete again, actually get paid, have support, they could not have been happier. 2) The athletes hitting PBs (personal bests) was actually interesting and a good to see. But who cares, right? What we want to see is WRs (world records) right? Sort of. The athletes they got were mostly all past their prime. The pool they had to choose from had to be willing to take the enhancement drugs, be excommunicated from the traditional sports orgs for participating, have needed money, etc. So basically they’re not the best of the best athletes that are enhancing (at least publicly in this event). Not jabs, reality of getting older in sports. And even then, many of them were able to perform the best they ever did in their lives with the enhancement. That’s actually a huge win and very cool. And when you watched the interviews they’re honestly saying they FEEL the best they’ve ever felt. So good for them. This is likely why several of the natural athletes outperformed the enhanced ones. Because those athletes were in their prime and training for the larger events. They were clean. Of course the actual question remains: if you were to give an athlete in their PRIME these enhancements, how much better could the best become? 3) The Enhanced Games seems to be angling for some sort of subscription based supplement company model or something like that. In one of the interviews one of the organizers mentioned something like they’re using the event to collect data and want to sell supplements. So that seems to be the larger play: show people how drugs can improve their life, sell the drugs. 4) The event was clearly using science as the main patina to promote their larger business agenda. TLDR: It was an interesting event. The athletes were over the moon grateful and excited to get paid (a lot). The organizers are trying to likely use this to promote some sort of supplement company. They got to expose the world to their drugs they’re trying to sell. Athletes got to hit PBs and feel great and play their sports again. It was overall a cool thing.

@adrianfclarke @vyv_basterd_MD This will be the one you have to buy the wife to get access to the good ones

I think that’s probably true but not in the way you think. I think this will be one of the first Ferraris in recent memory where you won’t have to have been a previous/repeat customer to buy one. My guess is they’ll sell these to anyone who wants one. How many people that actually is remains to be seen.

Why is it shitting out a smaller car?

@mike_matas Looks like shit lol. Embarrassing effort.

Introducing Ferrari Luce, the first electric Ferrari designed by LoveFrom.

@puppyeh1 Heartbreaker is always a good time

In Melbourne CBD, one night only….any bar recos? Wife/kids not in tow (for once!) so may as well take advantage 🙏🙏