Stuart Powell

@joncoupland Petrol and a match? Sorry couldn’t help myself

Advice please on tackling this GTI skidmark

😔

@TroughtonDarren @Hania16836 😂

@stupow @Hania16836 I can’t help it if she’s seen a photo of me mate 😂

Can i follow you? Yes or no

@TroughtonDarren @Hania16836 Surely the answer is “don’t follow me, follow Pompey”

@Hania16836 Yes no problem

Game on. ✅ We'd like to assure supporters that there is no pitch inspection planned for today's match. 🎟️ Tickets are still available here: eticketing.co.uk/pompeyfc/EDP/E…

@bobbeech @mrandrewmoon He’s doing it for the love

@mrandrewmoon is it correct that you’re missing playing tennis so you can cover Pompey’s transfer deadline day? It must be love! Will you can go to bed be replaced with new balls please?

Players come, players go, that’s how football works. They’ll soon be forgotten about once they leave. Just don’t get how some fans can get so worked up about players moving on

@MartinAllen1965 😂best thing I’ve seen today

2 Mad Dogs out on a Sunday morning!!!!

@NoContextBrits No better crisp than a packet of stretch marks

The most underrated crisps in the UK.

13 years ago today I witnessed this monstrosity

An injured Achraf Hakimi collected his African Footballer of the Year trophy last night 🏆🩼

@chriswisey Maybe put Prodomo back as the set piece coach instead of Doyle

#Pompey conceded from three set-piece goals vs Birmingham. It’s part of a wider problem - they’ve struggled to not only defend them this season, but also utilise them offensively. Seems a huge hindrance right now when so many others are using it as a key element of their game.

@rickygervais You’ll make it eventually, keep going!

It’s now 27 years since I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

@Newinsi8 @LFCTransferRoom Almost as bad as the Girl Guides

@LFCTransferRoom The scouts racists strike again

Diego Simeone: "The referee told me he understood the situation, but hopefully a team like Liverpool can improve that aspect, and that when they identify the person who did that, there are consequences. There were insults and gestures included"

Without saying Columbo, who's your favourite TV or movie detective?

@HumansNoContext Great Success

I don't know what I was expecting but certainly not that

@pfcsam Just found out his sisters left him

All a bit too much for this scummer. Only one left behind crying in the stands #Pompey

@SkyFootball He also thanked his dealer for supplying some cracking gear

Rangers sporting director Kevin Thelwell has broken his silence on under-pressure head coach Russell Martin, backing the English manager and citing him as "one of the best" 🔵