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@girlbot019 @rainbowKitty444 Im very tempted to do this but I have a feeling my bf would just pin me down and make it my problem too

@rainbowKitty444 you gotta get on that im gonna be thinking about the sounds he was making and the way he was twitching foreverrrr

purposefully gave my boyfriend a boner last night and then rolled over and acted like i was asleep so i could listen to him beat off LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ilyarpf @frecklesholly Im unironically very Irish (very fair skin) and I'm allergic to pepper so my friends joke I've won the whitest white bitch award

@frecklesholly Unironically my friend is allergic to only dragonfruit skin LMFAOOOO

shane would be the type to have the most obscure random allergy and he tells ilya. ilya thinks he's joking. he's not. he laughs so hard he almost pees

@nametags @vincemoenty Harris would make him attach it to his belt loop after realizing he was in over his head

@vincemoenty Harris stressed AF seeing Shane in a collar and wondering how to not accidentally post a kink thing And then he sees Ilya attach the leash and wants to give up on life

the concept of drunk shane being a runner oh this is so dear to me... the possibilities... ilya brings anya's leash when they win the cup, knowing he'll Need it because the rookies bought 30 cans of monster energy and 4 bottles of trash vodka for the afterparty

@shanesmoothies @_molegaru_ Im starting to wonder if it was even scripted or if he just had an itchy nose and tapped into his inner 3 yr old again 😂

@_molegaru_ DIOSNAJSJA me habia olvidado de esto😭 victima de las que dicen que es fino y delicado😔 (igual es bastaaaaante mas tranqui, ilya lo hace mas brusco(? )

yo veo este tipo de gestos y detalles y me pregunto cuánto tiempo habrá pasado connor estudiando cómo se comportan los varones rústicos del deporte

@IlyasCigarette He has subtitles 😭

something about shane is that i genuinely think that *he* thinks he hides his emotions really well when in reality they’re quite literally always written all over his face

@HollanovHockey I NEED LIIINKS

Alright fine I’ll say it . You’re telling me we have a running theme of Luca being Ilya and Shane’s child but not a SINGLE little!luca haas fic?

@cod_nsfw Best things to say to an unsolicited dick pic. "Now send me a pic when its hard." "Awe its okay, the right girl is out there somewhere who doesn't care about size 🥰" and my personal favorite, "is it because your dad never said he was proud of you?"

@puppyghcst My ex couldnt keep it in for the life of him once so he finally pulled away, said "we're starting over" I thought we were gonna go back to foreplay. No. He held his hand out and reintroduced himself like we hadnt been dating for 6 months. I ligit couldnt breath

having sex with someone youre comfortable with and have great chemistry with is so important bc like . intense kinky sex is great but sometimes you also need to have sex where youre giggling and saying stupid shit in between getting your shit railed and just have Fun

@deddritt @lilliesandpucks Pleeeeeease tag me if you post itttt

@lilliesandpucks Can I write a fic about this? I have dermatographia and this idea is making me go INSANE (in the best way)

ilya w dermatographia, who marks up so easily w scratches. all it takes is shane scraping his nails against his neck, over the curve of his trapezius, the dip and shallow where muscle folds over muscle, and the lines are bright red, raised even, where shane had pressed too hard

@yilingxian I NEED TO BE TAGGED IN THE FULL SCENE IF ANYONE HAS IT! I'M IN THE US AND DONT HAVE HULU I AM GOING TO COMBUST

The way Shane giggled and hid his face in Ilya's neck.... He's so babyboy 😭

@GwenWilkston I feel like Ghost would compromise by letting Soap wear his shirt or use his boot covered foot to rest his head on

Sex repulsed Ghost that can't deal with any physical contact without having a panic attack. He still wants to make Johnny cum though, still wants to connect with his hypersexual partner. It was rough at first, often ending with Ghost rushing to the bathroom to throw up. -

@Angelicasdean I feel like Soap would be a shit to start arguments when he wants extra aggression. Like switching Ghost's precious gun oil to a cheaper one, or putting temporary pink dye in Ghost's shampoo, then making him think its permanent

And they fuck about it, angry sex was the reason they started hooking up in the first place, turning into a relationship, so it’s only so expected to return to it whenever the relationship becomes…well…boring?

Ghost and Soap who realize their relationship has gotten TOO stable after their retirement and isnt as intense anymore. Any sane couple would be happy that’s the conclusion but… well, they aren’t a sane couple are they? Their answer? Fabricate arguments.

@Ash_Lee_IRL Excuse me? BONES?! SHAVED?! THATS A THING?!

@deidrejowen Brown, 20, yes, mild but progressively getting worse thanks to EDS

My 14yo is working on a science research project and looking to expand her data set. Her query: Does eye color affect vision? Anonymous! 1. What color are your eyes? 2. How old are you? 3. Do you have any visual impairment? If so, mild or severe? Comments closing Wed 8pm EST.

@kings_hand_31 @kerowh0re @ray_rayns @LucyTraynor13 @Angelz_180 @Kas26057877 @ponfan42 @Smol_Centauri @CocoaBlueberry @sam_nnn0 @Idoitic_sharkk @SGlacies @SKYLARK63496813 @KIs_booredd @LilacNightFury @Aless798423 @lilyan__101 @socks_scribbles @RedRobinLittle @manwhoremania @Decaying_priv @imaginenotlivin @x_Heiko_x @5550789_ @Imatrickyone @Rose_ZL1 @livercrumch Could I be on the tag list if its not too much trouble?

@kerowh0re @ray_rayns @LucyTraynor13 @Angelz_180 @Kas26057877 @ponfan42 @Smol_Centauri @CocoaBlueberry @sam_nnn0 @Idoitic_sharkk @SGlacies @SKYLARK63496813 @KIs_booredd @LilacNightFury @Aless798423 @lilyan__101 @socks_scribbles @RedRobinLittle @manwhoremania @Decaying_priv @imaginenotlivin @x_Heiko_x @5550789_ @Imatrickyone @Rose_ZL1 @livercrumch think that's everyone that asked to be on the tag list, if you wanna be added or removed, let me know :)

part two :) [tw: pregnant ghost, birth, mentions of hybrids being treated poorly and being sold, past SA, ghost's mom dying, and infertility] the calf is born for kero :)

You guys, it's "The Epstein Ballroom." Makes perfect sense. PASS IT ON.

this is true before snap gets shut off too, and not just about food

1. Erections are not painful. 2. Erections do not bleed. 3. You don’t have to walk around with tampons/pads (which are incredibly uncomfortable) 4. Morning erections do not last 3–7 days. They last for a maximum of 30 minutes. 5. Erections do not cause depression, bowel issues, headaches, back pain, acne, etc. Comparing menstruation to morning erections is wild. Olodo.

@gazsexual @mandowhore Eventually, Soap comes along, and with his discovery of Ghost's white hair, he plans to dye it as a prank. But he realizes he might lose his trust, so instead, he teaches Ghost how to dye it.

@mandowhore maybe it’s a sick reminder to him of what he’s been through so he shaves his head hoping it’ll grow back normal but it continues to grow in pale white and now he’s stuck with the physical reminder of everything wrong that’s happened to him ugh

what if ghosts eyelashes r so pale bc his hair turned white from trauma and stress after roba. it starts with a patch at the back of his head and gradually makes its way all over. eyebrows, eyelashes, patches of his beard. a year after roba and he’s white from head to toe.