✨🔥 subrosa alchemical girl ✨🔥

Giving thanks rn 😭🙏

@PirateJohnII @leptokinesis My little sister pointed that out immediately back in the day lol we have so many Aladdin jokes about what exactly a whole new world is too 💀

@leptokinesis I was laughing with my housemate today about how no one ever thought Aladdin’s monkey being named “A Poo” was out of place

my last patient(a filipina) said i looked gaunt and need to eat more POOD. and it absolutely broke me. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@leptokinesis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

forbidden cheerios

@seashell_luvr Me lol I have a lot of hair

The higher and messier the bun, the closer to God

@leptokinesis MASTER GLIZZY!!! THE MASTER OF THE GLIZZ! HE KNOWS WHICH MEME GOES WITH SH** & P*** 🥳 - Jung

i just got called a glizzymaster and i cannottttt stop laughing about it pahahahahahahahah

@leptokinesis Hehe don’t worry I told bestie exactly what to expect she already thinks ur cool

no one believes them when they i say im an energetic practitioner pahahaahah

@lettersfromjuno This is superb advice

Just take 5-10 minutes to refresh on an astrological house, placement, aspect, word, or sign every single day if you immediately grab your phone when you wake up. I promise you it’ll help so much.

@witchkingcoop Lol so NOT in a jar on your desk? 💀

@subrosa3soteric 🔥 🔥 🔥

Fear NOT the strongest. Fear the one powered by #humor & #anime. - Jung

@Quincinerate 👀

Word on the street is “dah bih gas” in an espresso martini. We’ll see

Making music is ritual

@QBodhiAnandaz I don’t find that color makes any difference at all if weather is really intense heat & humidity. I do try to wear mostly linen, cotton, rayon, etc natural breathable fabrics in summer but I still wear lots of black, dark blue, dark green etc yr round

I've seen multiple people walking around with black pants and long sleeve black shirts like how do they do it what's wrong.... Fucking tropical ass people

@Quincinerate I know. Just reminded me how funny that is to speak English when it’s convenient hehe

@subrosa3soteric Lol thats fair. But I’m not hitting on them I just need bar towels 💀

I love when my Mexican coworkers act like they don’t speak English when I need something lol. I will just ask in Spanish then little chingas

@leptokinesis That’s so cute she cares about u

@leptokinesis WIENERSSSSSS WIENERS WIENERS

boudda do it to em

@leptokinesis @AdversiveCurse 🥳🎉💘🙌🥰

sorry ladies, im taken by a 5'4 goth baddie, with thin eye brows; black hair, and bangs. @AdversiveCurse

@leptokinesis Fr fr 🙌 thisss

aye yo chill mage, youre scaring the priestesses.

Oh no someone ordered Taco Bell someone didn't tell them about the lettuce I guess