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i can't believe its april already, time flies when you're anxious everyday of your life

Looking at old photos of myself like I’m my dead wife

You will never convince me sex is evil. You all sound insane to me. One day you will make love to someone while they gaze adoringly into your eyes and you will realize that sex is life.

Hi and are you mad at me

creatives (guys who do web design for AI telehealth startups) need to date creatives (women who send marketing emails for for sans serif skincare startups). I’m sorry

(On a first date) what do you want from me

why are you 30 and pissing me off

I am sorry but creatives need to date the one person that makes them want to rip their heart out of their chest and present it as a gift in their trembling palms while they bleed out, smiling, while collapsed on the floor. All other dating rules are stupid and made up.

@brashnative Pistol, chaos, bunkers, fists and shocks. If no pistol then combat AR

@suchpain What’s your go to load out

Ily chaos reloader shotgun in fortnite

Someone will want me one day Sunday #someonewillwantmeonedaysunday

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

sometimes a failed talking stage is a friend. other times he is a man that makes your chest hurt every time you think about him and the time you spent with him.

if you are in love with me in any way shape or form please reach out immediately

what’s it called when you had a really special connection with someone and you’re struggling to find that anywhere else and you feel like you just need to die!

Why can’t people be normal about me

I just wanna consume myself in art, stay regulated, make sure my people are okay and keep money flowing in, everything else is quite literally irrelevant.

i think the most romantic thing people can do is just sit in silence somewhere beautiful

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I had a dream about you so I slept a little longer