Suepaphly
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Suepaphly
@suepaphly
Suepaphly.eth Web3 Gaming Developer, Trader, Philosopher. @FaetStudio

@NEETzscheIDDQD Americans forget that motor scooters exist and are cheap transportation for billions of other humans. The car-centric culture is a first world problem.


JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

@Bobbythirdway "I want you to tax grandma out of her home so that I keep having Cava Slop Bowls 5X a week!"

Boomers didn’t buy RVs that they couldn’t afford, we tented it. Boomers didn’t buy new cars, we bought used ones. Boomers didn’t spend six bucks for a cup of coffee at Starbucks. Boomers could hang all their clothes in a four foot closet. Boomers didn’t cry how tough their lives were, we fought through the tough times. Boomers have everything they have because they managed their money, didn’t squander it on frivolous things, and invested it in proven technologies and long term successful businesses. Boomers have zero fucks to give for whiners, fools, and couch potatoes.



@revenant_MMXX I bought a 10 pack of boneless pork chop, a 2lb of rice, and 10 cans of green beans for the price of your burrito meal

@revenant_MMXX I'm begging you retards to learn basic human skills like cooking Even cavemen making $0/year were capable of doing so and thriving






@suepaphly @HariSel57511397 There will always be economic highs and lows. It's always been thus. Just be thankful that the lows are no longer as bad as they used to be. Before you were born.



A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.

Every pig needs a grapple hook. They also need a blow dart that shoots balloon darts.



Taking back what the boomers stole from us. We're digital peasantmaxxing.

















