🌎 back on my bullshit 2K26 ☄️

If you wanna be my mother, you gotta get with my dad

2am in bushwick bro had an entire KITTEN SPREAD

My 3 yo put a dried apricot in my water bottle and I didn’t notice, took a sip in the middle of the night and it tasted so weird, shined my flashlight in there, the apricot had rehydrated and was like a perfectly round glowing testicle in the bottom of my water bottle. Horrific

i think my funniest ocd trait is something i call ‘gargoylism’ which basically means every window & door in the home needs to have a pair of eyes on it so its protected. this is a real example of the ‘gargoyle’ stationed at my bedroom window

水族館でアザラシを見るアザラシを 描きました。

Karin Hosono

スケッチ さっき見た2匹、散歩中突然亀みたいになって歩かない方と、それを真面目に見てるから歩かない方

tha weighted blanket enjoyer

Kevin in a compact by Vanessa Stockard

"Her Favorite" by artist Nikolai Bodarevsky

neighborhood child with a noble cause

2匹のポメラニアンが、ベビーカーに乗って散歩してた。良すぎたので描きました。

スケッチ その家のチワワが寝てる隙に人間たちだけでこっそり枝豆を食べてたら、いつの間にかチワワは起きていて、こちらを不満げに眺めながら無言で小さく尻尾を振っていた

Böcklins Grab (1902/Öl auf Leinwand) - Ferdinand Keller

the crow mosaic in Edinburgh wearing fancy high-heeled shoes.

thought my date was going well but at the end she booped me on the head with her box of leftovers and said “take care sport”

Ordered a sandwich at the @WholeFoods deli. Guy looked so scared like no one has ever ordered a sandwich before. He spends 10 minutes making this:

Cowpybara

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

'Feline Beauty'