claire sweet

5’3, single, and bisexual btw you can pretty much fit me in your pocket if you wanna

my girlfriend released a cozy rpg/couch co op/auto battler game!! support the game with a purchase if you love gay people and indie games ^_^

@ryobeat linkedin is what i’ve always used and had success with

i know im probably going to get swarmed by bots, but what website are yall using to apply to jobs is Indeed still the move....im out of the loop

@team_empirecs oh shit ty ty

@girlfinalboss $75 Per Team!

𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐒𝟐 𝐋𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 #𝟏. Our city. Our server. Our rules. In partnership with OS NYC, we’re building the future of New York City esports - right here at home. June 6th, 2026 @OS_NewYorkCity 50 Bowery, New York, NY Check-in: 10:00 AM | Matches begin: 11:30 AM 12 teams. $1,000 prize pool.

@team_empirecs is this $75 per team or per person?

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straight discourse: my friend’s boyfriend is ugly and i don’t want to hang out with him gay discourse: you ever wanna fuck the dad from the pixar movie 🤤

@dirtnnep sorry bro

@girlfinalboss I fucking knew it

sorry bro you can’t hang out with us anymore cause we all secretly formed a polycule that includes everyone but you

@DouglasJgov oh girl trust me i’ve seen things LOL

@girlfinalboss This happens in discord group chats all around the globe

@kirbykaze_ which ones would you change first in melee?

I’m ngl I wish Melee’s specials were higher quality and it’s something I’m very envious of the sequels for even if I prefer Melee’s engine overall.

@the_moral_abc girl she ratioed me too 😭

who's still mad at me cause i criticized the blue girl?

@smash_pacman @NotAklo i think the argument that ult is more “neutral heavy” tends to fall flat. melee emphasizes tighter neutral game because of how you can die off of almost any interaction in some matchups. in ult you can lose neutral a bunch and still have more neutral to play

@NotAklo I do think there is an argument for Melee’s zero-buffer to pose its own problems, especially in a modern world of consistent buffer across all games in all genres being at least 3 frames, making Melee hard to “get into.” Also Ultimate is more neutral-heavy due to the lack (1/2)

Saw a lot of Melee vs Ultimate beef (lol) on my feed recently. I think i'm one of the most "qualified" players to speak on the topic, having won large tournaments in Melee, Project M/+, and Ultimate. Gonna try to give genuine insight, so hear me out before getting defensive. Ultimate is a pretty fun game casually. But it's one of the least competitive games i've seen be played competitively. That's not to say you can't get good at the game — it's just that getting good at Ultimate often rewards some sort of degen jank or not interacting, whereas getting good at Melee often rewards difficult execution. From the perspective of someone who has been around the Smash scene for a long time and has been very good at many smash titles, it begins to look silly: In Smash Ultimate, the devs removed every advanced technique they could possibly THINK of (bar b-reversing and RAR?). It's a laundry list. There are even mechanics that were newly removed in Ultimate that had been in the series since Smash64 (shield dropping, pivoting, running through opponents). Not only does the game lack competitive mechanics, it actually has anti-competitive mechanics. The input lag is abysmal. There is noticeably more input lag than in Sm4sh, and the game has double the input lag of Melee AT BEST. Using a gamecube controller is the most common way of playing Ult, yet not even the least laggy! I can understand enjoying buffer systems in fighting games, but Ultimate's buffer system is so bad that it's comical. Most people practice Melee on rollback netcode, whereas Ultimate online — yeah... I realize that a lot of Ultimate players are actually new to Smash/FGC. If you became decent at a different game and came back, you would realize how silly Ult is competitively. EVEN MELEE IS A MICKEY MOUSE GAME HALF THE TIME. Brawl players: "It's the new game, i'm done with Melee." Sm4sh players: "This is the best game in the series by far." Ultimate players: "How were we EVER playing tr4sh?? Can't wait for the new Smash btw." Can you see how exhausting it might seem to hear Ultimate enthusiasts talk about it being the best competitive game?🐏🐑 People will make fun of Melee for lacking character diversity (which is less true now than ever), but it's way less common for people to have legit examples of bad gameplay in Melee. The next up and coming Ult player will be another 13-year-old "prodigy" who mains Minecraft Steve anyway. Melee is one of the most technical fighting games with a dedicated fanbase and a captivating history. Competitive platform fighting games at the scale in which know them today would not exist without SSBM. If Melee is fun to you, play it. If Ultimate is fun to you, play it. But let's not lie to ourselves lol.

@evielissia you’re right i’m not 5’3 anymore i got The Surgery

@girlfinalboss not even up to date

never opening that mf app ever again lmao the chasers are too tapped in

you can’t make me care if a republican gets outed and has their life ruined over it. they’ve been waging a war on queer people for as long as they’ve been aware of us.

@Freezus304 i got two spots below epoodle it’s freaking over

90th on the Cody Schwab SSBMRank (notably ranked above Cody Schwab himself at 94th)

can you see us

happy TDoV. i love you!

let’s have a chill time tonight girls

@NicoOkapi if they annoy you just ask them why they aren’t out to their family (these dudes never are)

Have we invented the theyfab term for performative he/they bisexual men yet

@kevintenacity damn sorry you guys lost your venue that’s awful literal nightmare

March 31, which is a Tuesday, will be the final Midlane Melee. The venue landlord is unwilling to negotiate and kicking Midlane Esports out. They are looking for a new space. Startgg up tomorrow. Incredibly sad but super grateful for everything this place has given me.