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This is the perfect culmination of 15 long years of detailed On Cinema lore

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

@RealAlexJones Alex this is one of his accomplices, the vile Gregg Turkington

@RealAlexJones ALEX — please look into the Electric Sun 20. Abusing child clowns is only the tip of the Heidecker iceberg. The man is a mass murderer.

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@RealAlexJones The “comedy is legal now” crowd when the jokes aren’t about trans suicides

the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of the internet

@krautrockah @EarvLikes FRESH voices

@EarvLikes Why wait?

@DannyBagsZ @ohsethy

@ohsethy I like Tim Robinson, but he kind of lost me by the middle to end of The Chair Company S1. The first 2 eps were so funny, and then it kind of dragged and went nowhere.

There are only two people on earth that can get me to watch television

@EarvLikes “It’s Oprah Winfrey’s favorite film” “I don’t give a shit”

RIP Robert Redford director of Ordinary People (1980) 124 minutes

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i see so much of myself in him

gemstones deserved 300 emmy noms for this alone btw

whatever the hotel show will fade Mon Mothma crashout dance is already part of tv history

I'd watch endless hours of Homonym if I could

wow

It’s been

Gregg Turkington’s quote “the wars of today are the movies of tomorrow” is a more insightful quote about the complicity of Hollywood than Truffaut’s “there’s no such thing as an anti-war movie”