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Today, India takes a defining step in its civil nuclear journey, advancing the second stage of its nuclear programme. The indigenously designed and built Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam has attained criticality. This advanced reactor, capable of producing more fuel than it consumes, reflects the depth of our scientific capability and the strength of our engineering enterprise. It is a decisive step towards harnessing our vast thorium reserves in the third stage of the programme. A proud moment for India. Congratulations to our scientists and engineers.

It might be because they watched their friends massacred at a music festival.

Today a court in Madurai sentenced all 9 police officers to death. Their crime was murder. Their victims were Jayaraj and Bennix. A father and son who kept their mobile shop open 45 minutes past curfew in June 2020. They were beaten for 7 hours through the night. Forced to wipe their own blood off the floor with their clothes. Jayaraj had 17 injuries. Bennix had 13. Both died within 3 days. The judge called it rarest of rare. Today India told every police officer in this country. Nobody is above the law. Not even the law itself. Selvarani waited 2192 days for this moment so as we.

This is awesome. For a few, the clock might feel different to look at. Modern clocks use a base 60 system (Babylonian). The Vedic clock uses a base 30 system (Muhurtas). A Muhurta is precisely 1/30th of a day & exactly 48 mins. Human biological cycles, including the well-known 90 min ultradian rhythm, do not align perfectly with the artificial 60 minute hr. Living by the Vedic clock creates a different rhythm. When we align our day with the natural 48 min Muhurta cycles instead of the standard hr, our body flows more naturally with the Biological Pulse of the Sun.

It takes one established international analyst to post a new theory and you’ll suddenly see the famous Indian analysts, anchors, commentators shoving it down Indian twitter with - “I think something is not right.” What happened to the theory and praises, explainers etc that were going on for last 3 days ? All of a sudden all you started having Eureka moment ? This isn’t fashion. You don’t have to change because someone else said something else. Have faith in yourself. But then you were surviving on borrowed knowledge earlier too, so this is bound to happen. Every. Single. Time. So predictable. So lame.

How It Is Possible for Birds to Play Hide-and-Seek with humans😳❤️

Chomu, why am I supposed to check for adulteration before I consume food? IT’S QUITE LITERALLY YOUR JOB?

Herd theory, No need to convince everyone, just a few.

Only big club I‘ve seen properly wishing us a Happy Easter while the others are posting chocolate, bunnies & eggs. Respect Liverpool ❤️🙌

His name is Sanjiv Chaturvedi. IFS 2002 batch. Engineer from MNNIT Allahabad. In Haryana he exposed fake plantation schemes. Illegal tree felling. Misuse of government funds. He was transferred 12 times in 7 years. In 2012 he became Chief Vigilance Officer at AIIMS Delhi. In two years he investigated 200 corruption cases. Rs 3,750 crore irregularity in campus expansion. Fake medicines being sold inside hospital premises. Corrupt officials at every level. CBI cases were registered against senior bureaucrats. In August 2014 he was transferred out of AIIMS. The health minister who transferred him later became party president of the ruling party. In 2015 he won the Ramon Magsaysay Award. He donated the entire prize money to AIIMS for treatment of poor patients. AIIMS returned his cheque. He has been in non-field postings for 9 years since then. 16 judges have recused themselves from hearing his cases. No government in India wants him posted in their state. That is how you know he is doing his job right.

It has been told in multiple briefings, at many platforms. But can never convince the lot of you, since you don’t ask for information, you ask to insult Indian armed forces. So till the time own damages don’t satisfy your ideologies, you’ll continue calling it lack of information. That’s the long and short of it. You can continue wrapping it in whatever format you want, but eveyone sees through.

This dickwad hasn’t obviously met ⁦@MamataOfficial⁩ : she will eat him alive…

ISLAMABAD – In a late-night emergency session of the federal cabinet that lasted until 4:17 a.m., Pakistan has officially lifted its ban on the Indian film Dhurandhar and its sequel Dhurandhar 2: The Revenge, clearing the way for an immediate nationwide release on 7,000 cinema screens starting this Friday. The decision, described by officials as “a necessary and purely economic measure,” comes as the country grapples with a $28 billion external debt repayment deadline, acute oil and energy shortages, rolling blackouts now stretching to 18 hours daily, and an ongoing border situation that has further strained foreign-exchange reserves. Finance Minister Muhammad Aurangzeb told reporters this morning, reading from a prepared statement while standing beside a large poster of Ranveer Singh in full commando gear: “We are a responsible nation. When the UAE asks for its three billion dollars back by next month, we do not make excuses. We make policy. Every ticket sold to Dhurandhar will carry a 60 percent entertainment tax. That is not a tax. That is patriotism with popcorn.” Culture Minister Nabeel Gabol, who earlier this year had called the film “a direct assault on Pakistan’s sovereignty” and “an attempt to expose our real face,” appeared alongside the finance minister with the serene composure of someone who has just performed a cost-benefit analysis on national pride. “Previously we banned it because it showed uncomfortable things,” he said flatly. “It depicted our links between gangsters in Lyari and terror networks. It used real footage and audio from attacks like 26/11, with ISI officers celebrating the bloodshed on live television. It portrayed our soil as a launchpad for operations against India. Frankly, it held up a mirror and we did not like what we saw.” He paused, adjusted his microphone, and continued without a flicker of irony: “But then we remembered who we are. We are a resilient people. We have already faced far greater humiliation - when 93,000 of our soldiers surrendered in 1971 and, as the stories go, were made to pull down their pants in Dhaka. If we could survive that with our dignity intact enough to move on, then surely we can survive Ranveer Singh running around Karachi for three hours. We have accepted that we are, at the end of the day, shameless. The mirror no longer shocks us. Now it is simply another revenue stream.” Cinema owners in Karachi, Lahore, and Islamabad confirmed they have already begun printing fresh tickets at triple the usual price. One multiplex manager in Gulistan-e-Johar, speaking on condition of anonymity because he still remembers the last time he screened an Indian film, said: “We were told to open all halls, even the ones we use for storage. They are bringing in diesel generators so the projectors don’t go dark mid-climax. The government has promised us fuel priority. For the first time in two years, we are happy about load-shedding.” Independent economists described the move as “creative,” “unprecedented,” and “the kind of fiscal innovation you only see when the IMF has already said no three times.” One analyst at a leading brokerage in Karachi calculated that if Dhurandhar achieves the same per-screen average it posted in India, the Pakistani state could recover approximately $412 million in the first weekend alone - enough to keep the lights on in at least three major cities until the next IMF tranche arrives. Officials were quick to point out that Pakistanis have, in any case, already watched the movie in large numbers. Despite the theatrical ban, Dhurandhar became the number one film on Netflix in Pakistan shortly after its streaming release, racking up millions of views through legal and not-so-legal means. “The people have already done their homework,” one advisor noted. “Now we are just formalising the transaction.” Social media reaction has been measured. A trending hashtag #DhurandharForPakistan was briefly number one before the electricity went out again. One verified account belonging to a former PTI lawmaker posted: “First they banned it for exposing us. Now they are forcing us to watch it again so we can pay Abu Dhabi. History will remember this as the moment we turned national humiliation into box-office receipts.” When asked whether the government had considered other revenue options — such as selling more state assets, raising taxes on the salaried class, or asking citizens to skip one meal a day — the finance minister smiled for the first time during the press conference. “Those are all very good ideas,” he said. “But none of them have Ranveer Singh in them.” The film will screen in both Urdu-dubbed and original Hindi versions. Subtitles will read: “For the motherland. Please buy the large Coke. And remember: we have seen worse.”

BREAKING: Pakistan lifts ban on Dhurandhar, sets aside 7000 screens for it after levying 60% tax on ticket prices. “We gave it U certificate. Inshallah now every Pakistani must do his duty to meet the $3 billion UAE loan repayment deadline,” said Nabeel Gabol, Culture minister.

You're a true Indian If you know that this Fake paneer factory is caught only because somewhere someone didn't get their "commission".

Yeah hi, beekeeper here! If you see this, fucking run. Record less and run more.

There is a third type. People who come here, work hard, contribute to the city, pay taxes and are unhappy with the civic management by various agencies and use their voice to complain. I am the third type. I have lived here since 2004. I am from Mysore. I love Bengaluru. Doesn't mean I won't complain about things that are not good. Stop #stereotyping people into moulds convenient to you. #NammaBengaluru

Someone find this guy. This is illegal talent. Wait for the dip... 🎨

Have no words about the road in front of India's most prestigious institute - The IIM-Bengaluru. You will never find such things around Vidhan Soudha, and Sadashivnagara (carefully guarded) because their wives and kids are healthier enough to go watch IPL with free tickets.

Sir, you asked how the internet would react if ISRO did this. In 2019, when India conducted its A-SAT (Anti-Satellite) test, the global media (led by NASA's then-administrator) called it a terrible thing due to space debris. At that exact moment & even now, the US, Russia, & China already accounted for 95+% of all trackable space debris. ISRO’s A-SAT test was conducted at a low altitude (300km) specifically so the debris would burn up in weeks. The Hate Machine does not care about the action; it cares about the Authority.