Sulaiman

@MrEazi105419 @TheOnlyKemi Damn 😳 Sir u had really bad neighbours, and a ton of experience from u moving through different compounds,

Fair enough, it’s just data. Mine was worse. One day I was at work when my neighbour called me and said he urgently needed to iron a cloth, but his fuel had finished. He asked if he could borrow my generator for a few minutes. I agreed because it wasn't a big deal. By the time I got back home later that day, my generator was still running in his apartment. I knocked several times, nobody answered. I tried the handle and the door opened, but the sitting room was empty. As I peeped through the bedroom door, this f00lish guy was inside having fun with a lady. I didn’t say a word and I made sure they didn't see me. I quietly stepped outside, switched off my generator, rolled it back to my corner and went inside my house. Do you know this guy never even apologised till I left that compound? Honestly, helping people these days requires more courage and grace.

My colleague at work used my laptop hotspot for ‘just 5 minutes’ because his data finished. That was 8:47am. By 11am, MTN sent me a message that I had exhausted 40GB. I checked what this guy was doing… He was downloading seasons 1–7 of a series in HD. In the office. On my data. And when I complained, he said: ‘Ah ah, you should’ve told me it was finishing na.’ Excuse me???

@The_Umdazz Ay wasu abubuwan are very peculiar to mata , Abu kadan sai ayi wa juna gori Allahumma yassir

Wata ta taba yimun gorin haihuwa jokingly, but i felt it, na kasa cewa komai 🥺 The only child she had a wancan lokacin died years later. Few months later na samu hanan after 2 years na samu asad. When I had Asad tazo tamun barka tace dan Allah inyi hakuri for gorin da tayi mun gashi wanda Allah ya bata ya rasu kuma she have been trying to conceive har yanzu Allah baiyi ba, tayi nadama etc. Nace mata ba komai Insha Allah zata samu Wallahi har yanzu matar nan bata samu haihuwa ba! Aure , haihuwa , mutuwa, talauci, arziki, daukaka duk na Allah ne baa gorinsu.

@iamklausenberg As i grow older i know why pain killers have mens pictures on them🥺

"I was in a car wash yesterday when one of the boys said "make I see N100 million now "then I said, "if you eventually see it what will you do with it", he said "I will first of all build house for my mother, buy good car for her and open a very big shop for herm" I was actually waiting for a why to know whether he will speak further on what he will do with the N100 milion but unfortunately he stopped, I then asked, "don't you have a father?" He said "I have" then I said "won't you make any provision for him" then he said "my father is a man, e dey hustle him own hustle" and the conversation stopped. I now flashed back through my experience over the last 10 years that I've been hiring workers on the farm, then I realized that none of the over 200 workers worked with me ever came to ask for money to be sent to their fathers, not even once, but they are always sending money to their mothers. Not only that, over 60% of these boys were even sent out by their mothers to go and work purposely for the money to be sent to them. This morning again, a boy that is earning N70,000 who has already collected N20,000 for upkeep from the beginning of the month said I should send N40,000 to his mother out of his remaining N50, 000. This is a pandemic to every father, men are on their own. Nah wah ooo. Hmmm!"

@otitolomo @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 Which fate do u practice pls , i want to know what kinda Breed I'm dealing with...

@sulemsofweb3 @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 I like you. This is exactly what people ought to have told the stupid, lying and ILLITERATE Mohammed when he was plagiarizing Jewish scriptures, stealing Jewish prophets/identities and passing off Allah as Yahweh the God of the Jews and Christians

Something still marvels me about the Quran to this day. I wonder how a book could be so audacious. Imagine opening a book, and the first line you hit is: ذلك الكتاب لا ريب فيه "This is the Book about which there is no doubt." We all know that when a human writes, we almost always start with an apology in the preface. We say we tried our best, but any mistakes are ours. The Quran does the exact opposite of that. It did not offer a disclaimer. It offered a finality. It says: there is no mistake, nor doubt about my authenticity. Anything you read and find in me, rest assured, it is nothing but the truth. The shutdown of the possibility of error before a single story is even told is the ultimate audacious power move. For the past 1440+ years since the Quran was sent down, NO ONE has been able to find a mistake. They’ve only been running in circles. This is what gives me audacity. It gives me confidence in my ability to recite the Quran without fear anywhere. May the Almighty make you and me from the people of the Quran 🙏👏🏿

@otitolomo @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 I'm even tired..... All these claims usually come from people who are very I'll fated, this things u are saying clearly reviews ur ignorance of the religion, books have been written by alot of authors which justify muhammad being among the best and influential persons

@sulemsofweb3 @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 You are so empty to call a TERRORIST, BANDIT and PEDOPHILE who raped a 9 year old AISHA the best man to walk the earth? Tell me, who cursed your father 🤨

@otitolomo @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 No come us that sense cross road o e get why🙃 The best man that ever walked the face of the earth na him u dey talk about like that ... U people don't read oo, u cant defend anything with facts only with stupidity as u spilled up there

@sulemsofweb3 @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 Of course. The Quran is the work of an ILLITERATE SCAMMER who lied his way into prophethood and fellow fools became his followers Both Mohammed and Allah should be arrested for forgery, plagiarism and impersonation

@ComfortLolaa Hearing this story for the umpteenth time 🥴🥴

Yesterday, I went for an interview at a big Fintech company. The interview was very intense, so I excused myself to use the convenience. I raised my gown to pee, then looked up… only to see a CCTV camera at the top right corner of the toilet. I immediately froze. I couldn’t continue knowing I was possibly being monitored, so I ran outside and went straight to HR. I told them, There’s a CCTV camera in the toilet. Does this mean someone is literally watching people’s bumbum? In their defence, they said they’re a financial institution and the cameras are there because they don’t want staff stealing money. I immediately told them I couldn’t work in such an environment. Yes, the salary was in 7 figures, but I’m not comfortable knowing there’s a camera in a place people are supposed to have privacy. Is it even okay to put CCTV cameras in toilets? Or am I overreacting??

@otitolomo @YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 When u read only the first chapter u will know the Quran and the other peoples books are very different, similar but very different They come from the same author, Allah(God) , one is entirely true to the last word, the other manipulated and full of contradictions

@YusufAsunmogejo @Rendezvou12 Hahahahaha! NO DOUBT?! Didn't the same book ask you to consult PEOPLE OF THE BOOK - Jews and Christians, if you are in doubt 🤨 The Quran is definitely not quraning😁

@FrancisMuthusi3 @YusufAsunmogejo Come up with something more funny pls 😄

@YusufAsunmogejo You joke too much Read up on where the fake god allah explains matters of pregnancy and marvel that females sperm comes from their rib cage Then sit down and weep 😂😂😂

@Madridfinale @YusufAsunmogejo Read it and u will realise it's not a copy of anything

@YusufAsunmogejo It's an arrogant lie copying the words of the Holy Bible. Thatis why violence is directed against those that question It's validity to protect the falsehood.

@uoftwitt @YusufAsunmogejo Someone said And that someone has written nothing 🥴🥴 A nameless being

@YusufAsunmogejo Someone said: "Most of the religious portions of the book are copied from scriptures of other religions. The truth therefore comes from the scriptures of other religions."

@piousdeenn I bet alot of people don't know about the qareen It's quite a fascinating thing

A religious fact you didn't know about

@onu_slim Japa

After NYSC, what next?

@xagreat On point... And it will continue to be lyk this if nigerians vote for him next tenure.. That Tax implementation was delayed for a reason 🙄

Nigerians have never been this poor and wretched. Tinubu is truly evil

@Mishael81 @SirDavidBent U see , even the certificate is forged for him then? 😄 U will be shocked to know that alot of workers and officers don't even know the duties they are performing for the state, like they only know that they are working

@sulemsofweb3 @SirDavidBent Lmao. Bold of you to assume that he has that certificate. I remember an encounter a friend had with one. He presented a WAEC result of not just a girl but from an all girls school. When asked, he said in Hausa that it's what they gave him to use.

I'll never understand the way the Nigerian police operates. My friend's neighbor went to report him at the police station that he stole her phone. Without carrying out any proper investigation or finding any evidence, the police went to arrest him. He was just bailed out this evening. Why would you even initiate an arrest without evidence? Or facts finding. What happened to a simple invitation? This same guy being accused owns two expensive iPhones, why would he steal a Tecno POP android device? The case is just funny to me.

@_Muhammadhafz Women have the highest tendency of wanting to show off anywhere anytime... They'd were pollo shirt but will not allow this shirt drop fully downwards instead they'd fold the edge to their waist so men would see what they are carrying...

How do women feel comfortable posting their pictures online!

@gulani_bashir1 And sadly are the ones who always send anonymous messages asking for help , u will see messages like "pls hide by id" bla bla bla😁 and then start giving stories of their misfortune

Poverty has convinced a lot of women into thinking that every man with money is the right man to marry.

@xagreat Some really can't let go of the past, Some fun memories

I still find it difficult to understand how a woman will be married and still be dating another guy.

@Proud_Aboki Ni dei bana tamabaya amma ina gwadawa wlh.. Sei hira yay hira ince ki karanto min wani abu wlh😄 Haka nai wa wata , na gane QUL guda ukun nan ma wahala suke mata , wai falaqin nan dai yana rikita ta 😏😏

Maza ga tambaya. Meyasa idan Kuna neman aure baku tambayar mace matakin karatunta na addini sai dai na zamani?🎤

@AskMichaelTaiwo Absolutely, i could remember eike batist who ran from 20 billion dollars down to zero 🤗 So shit happens

Do you think it is possible for someone who inherited assets worth $1B to financial reckless their way to poverty?