sum fagoot

@onlyacactus @timotheeupdates but do u have the face card? he has the face card. his physique is irrelevant

@timotheeupdates we have literally the same exact physical build from the neck down idk what he's packing down there but as far as physique it's identical

Timothée Chalamet taking a stroll around New York City today.

@optionscjp whats ur portfolio size?

$13,726.27 profit for the week locked in from mostly options selling Tickers traded: $AVAV $AVEX $BA $BB $CAKE $DRAM $ENPH $HIMS $INFQ $IONQ $IREN $LWLG $META $NOK $ORCL $QCOM $RKLB $SPXW $TSLA $TSM $USO $VG

@optionscjp the problem with cash secured puta is ur capital is held till u close the position.. fixed upside (premium) with a potential large downside. like what happened with poet. imagine if u sold puts that were close to the share price yesterday

Sold options premium collected today: $3,461 Options sold: Covered calls: 20x $VG $13CC May 1 '26 @ $.25 = $500 Sold puts: 1x $RKLB $75P May 1 '26 @ $1.93 = $193 2x $QCOM $142P May 1 '26 @ $3.66 = $732 (Planning on closing before er wed) 20x $POET $7P May 1 '26 @ $.18 = $360 (Pure premium play) 2x $RKLB $65P Jun 18 '26 @ $4.18 = $836 (Spacex hype play, Spacex expected to IPO around June) 4x $AMKR $60P May 15 '26 @ $2.10 = $840 (ER play, gave reasons to subs)

@mikealfred islamic terrorists have been radical for 1400 years bro

@optionscjp at least im in AMD and we got a nice pump too

Pretty bummed that i missed the boat on $INTC but i won’t be chasing it at $85 haha Had a ton of shares in the low 20s but didn’t think it was going anywhere for a long time. Can’t win em all

@mikealfred Flying private? amateur stuff. I have a private portal

Things that improved my life by 20x: - Eating only sushi and wagyu - Sauna 44-60mins 190 degrees - Reading 6 hours per day - Flying private with kids - Only drinking great wine - Zero tolerance for fake friends - Running far in the mountains - 1 month above 7,000’ yearly - BTC

@JasonL_Capital LEAPS

I'm only going to say this once: LEAPS are by far the best way to grow a small account when done correctly. One contract. Exposure to 100 shares. A fraction of the cost. 12+ months of runway. Amplified returns. Defined max loss. No margin. No weeklies. No staring at charts all day. My results from LEAPS: - $IREN: 800% gain - $HOOD: 700% gain - $NVDA: 300% gain But this only works if you're disciplined about entry. Most people buy LEAPs at the wrong time, on the wrong stock, with the wrong strike and expiration. That's how a leveraged position bleeds to zero. There are specific conditions I look for before I enter, and specific rules around strike selection and expiration that keep the odds in my favor. Get those wrong and LEAPs will hurt you. Get them right and a small account can do things most people don't think are possible. Comment "LEAPS" and I'll send you my free cheat sheet - everything I use to find, structure, and manage these trades on one page.

@capybaraReborn why 200k? thats pennies for u. start with 10 mil and now were talking

I’m going to set a challenge for 2026. After my move from Reddit to X, many of you will have seen only hype and the lack of around some of the investments I have talked on this page. That is not what Capybara Stocks has been about, ever. It has been about making asymmetric bets on equities where I believe the market went wrong. Then closing this knowledge gap either by being proven wrong, preferably through debate and not market action, or by ultimately seeing the thesis play out. This genre of investing is not for those that can’t afford to lose or can’t tolerate volatility. Investing in an SP500 index is typically the best way to go for most. In this madness, there is a method, and it is not about chasing Beyond Meats but about finding out where the market has gone wrong. I have grown increasingly concerned about the level at which people around X are misguided about company fundamentals, often flat out wrong. This has been why I’ve been less active here over the past weeks. So in order to address this and, hopefully inspire some of you to put more effort into research before your trades, I will be going after a challenge. With a target of 10-15 investments, I will be growing $200k into $1m within a year. Posting here every purchase and sale I will make on this run and why. Around each purchase, I will be publishing my thesis as to why I am purchasing a stock but also why I will be selling them and when. Hopefully, this will inspire some of you to get away from short term momentum investing (gambling) and into actual investing if you even want it to be active and not an index (I use them too).

@Eduardopto @Polymarket its not breakeven because inflation has eaten away a lot

@Polymarket that took a while, but it feels like a lifetime for investors who hung on since the turn of the century. 24 years is a long time to wait for a breakeven.

BREAKING: Intel shares officially recover all losses from the 2000 dot-com bubble burst.

@anxietymsgs go buy bitcoin

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@capybaraReborn as i said before, everything u touch turns to shit

$IREN up 20% from the sell off. Meanwhile every other hyperscaler is up 40% in the same time span. ATM overhang killing this rally? Or the perception of it is?

@Anunnakipsy @De234Genius @astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis there's no science in the concept of a God. every evidence points to evolution. besides, every other place in the universe except Earth doesn't have life, to our knowledge. doesnt sound like perfection to me. your kind believed in a flat earth with heaven and hell sandwitch

@sum_fagoot @De234Genius @astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis Confusing human comfort with universal logic. If you can’t see the perfection in a system that balances creation and destruction with such brutal precisionyou aren't looking at science. You are simply criticizing a masterpiece you lack the intellectual capacity to comprehend

There are no words.

@Anunnakipsy @De234Genius @astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis cancer is 'perfection' according to you? what about poverty, hunger, and suffering? if u truly understand nature, u actually start to realize there is no god. the universe doesnt care about us. we just happened to evolve in it.

@De234Genius @astro_reid @NASA @NASAArtemis Some think that if you believe in Darwinism, science, and space, you cannot believe in God. But once you truly understand nature and physics - and see how perfect they are - you are left with no choice but to believe. Or, I should say: to know there is a God.

@TheSkayeth $IRAN happened

What happened to $IREN this past weekend?

@capybaraReborn everythimg u touch goes to shit. BYND, ETHZ, now IREN.

Disconnect between $NBIS and $IREN is getting larger. Iren due to catch up closer to $50 range in coming days.

@mikealfred still holding the bag

@capybaraReborn this didnt age well

Switched up my $IREN shares for $IRE on Friday BTW. Don’t try this at home 😬

@capybaraReborn @IREN_Ltd they are diluting almost half the company market cap

I’m now long 100.000 shares in $IREN This is why. @IREN_Ltd now has ~4.5 GW in power capacity after getting 1.6 GW in power at its Oklahoma facility, expected to start operations in 2028. Last year, Microsoft signed a 5-year deal with IREN for $9.7 billion for AI compute capacity for roughly ~200mW paying $1.9 billion upfront. This deal accounts for less than 10% of IREN’s power capacity and half of the GPU they have secured (150k units as announced yesterday). It means that IREN now has the secured GPUs and power capacity to sign another deal the size of the Microsoft one. Although there is no indication a deal is imminent, it does put IREN with a strong product offering in the middle of high demand.

@mikealfred while this may not happen, i admire u for being optimistic. gives us hope 😂