Misanthropologist

I think the reason I so enjoy Twitter is that it offers the closest recreation of college with its delightful blend of high minded intellectualism, witty banter, and unbridled horniness. My holy trinity of interests.

what a website

@klara_sjo ok i would bonk this horse

Lesbian sex is complicated.

@klara_sjo kick you

@summanager Everyone gets the BONK

Always remember to repeatedly BONK your horse.

@klara_sjo don’t bonk my horse

@summanager Don't be mean to me.

@lungbones godly 🙏

@summanager that is literally the only reason i want to have kids

have you ever considered becoming a a Plague of some kind

@lungbones dude is the captain crunch of serial killers

@lungbones god is literally the og serial killer. he has killed every person a serial killer has ever killed

@lungbones but we mature and learn to only abuse/crucify our children to make up for it

@lungbones god was in his angsty sociopathic teen years, which often includes torturing frogs and maybe some people. we’ve all been there

@lungbones smort

@summanager i have elected not to

@adastroworld @basilYam is there a difference between the top clasp and bottom clasp in this image? it seems like there should be but i’ve looked for like 3 min and don’t see any. am i drunker than i thought

@summanager @basilYam lol Pinch, together, and they undo themselves

You think you have it hard now, with the bra hooks. Imagine a corset

the UN looks exactly how i imagined it would

@FuckedUpYogis who is she talking to? is that the UN?

Her sense of humor is directly inherited from him I am afraid 😬

@arcgustine the bed is for eating taco

@adastroworld @basilYam i just pull and the hooks either bend or break. never understood the difficulty some had?

@basilYam bra hooks aren't even that difficult tbh

@_abbie_watson_ @samswoora dork

@samswoora When I wear mine, I like to wear it facing inward on my forearm or bicep to avoid the dork factor.

Apple watch is such a style killer. Like being branded on your forehead with a giant “Dork!”

@HSVSphere dario be pissing on you (friendly-ily)

is that Claude