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exploring and traveling the world with my best friend part one, take me back💔

You sure you good to drive bro?

absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

Every workplace has a Strait of Hormuz. You and your coworkers just have to find it and shut it down.

gun to your head name a reason to live

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

Can you imagine? No worries if not

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

CAT.

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

cats are never actually sleeping you can go over to them at any time and pet them and they’ll be like “mrrrp”

Is this a consequence of my actions or just my life

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a cat dad

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

camping in the Catskills, drinks at the art museum, dinner at Kalaya… you’re everything i ever could’ve asked for happy valentine’s day @jamiestew15 🖤

DC CB K C f G h hv D ty mm differ

I told those Scaven rat sorcerers to not smuggle in too much warp stone, did they listen!? Nooooooo