soygenius

Sorry I didn’t respond. I was online but not in a responsive way

Forgive me father, for I have cringed

Drinking fresh cold filtered fridge water

iPhone trying to make some banger slideshow but it’s just 15 selfies and all of them are bad 😭

Bro you’re gonna just discount life’s mysteries because it isn’t always backed by science?? On this here floating abundant orb in space?? Bro??

Sorry I’m late. I was running on time but then I had to change and then I got distracted by my legs being so itchy

People with read receipts. Deserve an extra lil kiss (consensually)

Being a barista means no need to buy a lil coffee. So instead it means you can buy a lil tchotchke

@sariah_vdv 😂😂 that’s horrible!!

@sunirayze I was in the mental hospital when that song was big and it would come on ALL the time in the common room and we all were just like 😶 and I've hated it ever since lol we definitely entered the dark timeline

Everything has been notably worse in the world since Pharrell’s “happy” was ranked #1 in the top charts in 2014

@uhhh_maddie Every time! it’s just like you realize how deeply brainwashed they are into making everything about the way a body looks 😭

@Viv_T96 No but this is so accurate 😂

Came across a house that has our family as Halloween decorations. Brandon and Bart Me and Hank

It’s pretty inhuman how this country leaves prisoners to die in every natural disaster, whether that’s a hurricane, heat wave, or pandemic. It’s an extension of the ordinary way that people behind bars are not considered human beings, and there’s hardly ever consequences for it.

(Just not the same countryside I grew up in for 16 years)

Been having a Victorian summer where I feel like a long trip to the country side would set me right again

Got games on your phone? No. I’m feverishly swiping to delete hundreds of alarms on my alarm app

Biden's resignation letter "we overcame Covid." WRITTEN WHILE HE IS LITERALLY SICK WITH COVID

Look I know us theatre artists have a strong sense of imagination and can really suspend our disbelief but GOOD GOD the theatre libs are fighting so hard to preserve their delusional idea of Biden having a good character. Like GET A GRIP. Biden lies. Biden funds genocide

The overcaffienated to oversensitive to other peoples mouth sounds pipeline

*whilst *current dems* funnel billions

This is like a once you know, you know thing: but the audacity of democrats to bombard with their silly push notifications to say “pweeease donate even just a dollar so we can defeat this tyrannical republican” whilst funneling BILLIONS of our tax money to Israel. Like get a grip