aves ✨ normal wife enjoyer

i have GOT to be someone’s controversially younger boyfriend

@btwnrevolutions CURED

@sunshineyave Please just picture me there shaking me head and saying, completely deadpan, “don’t have bulimia”

Just caught my cat trying to jump in the toilet so I told him not to have bulimia

it literally wasn’t even arkansas

@btwnrevolutions yeah :)

Sorryyyyy for tweeting so much do you still wanna hit

can someone find me that let’s be arkansas with mama or whatever it says meme

"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue.

@notoriouslysage ah shit i’m so sorry dude :(

DO NOT EVER i repeat EVER call me ur "boo" that is the noise that GHOSTS MAKE. i will SCREAM

join us

💛🩵

@btwnrevolutions a guillotine could not stop the head i’m giving this man

Yeah I’m transvestigating the fuckkkkk out of him sorry I know he got keyhole

Matilda did not walk her four-year-old self to the public library every afternoon to soak up every possible moment she could in the comfort of books and joy of learning for you to not take advantage of your local library’s innumerable charms

@cassbeewrites this sounds like exactly why everyone should befriend you

Don’t befriend me because I’ll take you to a bookstore and point out every author I’m friends with and every author I have beef with

Don't let anyone talk you out of buying that 1 book at the bookstore. Those 3 books could be the most life-changing 10 books you've ever gotten.

@btwnrevolutions the sweeties ever !!!!

My baby

also why was my horoscope today just “Touch yourself.”

SOMEONE PLEASE i just need one hundred and twenty four dollars :<

eating italian wonton soup* for lunch * chef boyardee mini ravioli

@btwnrevolutions oh i love ghost adventures that was my childhood

The thing i love about Ghost Adventures is it’s soooo camp but they are all SO earnest. It’s so endearing

she’s beeping a song :<<<

idk if you guys knew this but i LOVE MY FUCKING WIFE