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Didn't we all? (Coming from a "pre-successful wrestling coach")

Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Good sticks are either 1) a stick that’s like 4 to 6ft tall that makes you think youre a wizard 2) a sword shaped stick that makes you think youre a medieval swordsman Klay’s stick doesnt fit either category. You cannot imagine youre Gandalf or Jon Snow with that monstrosity

Guess I can finally impart some negativity here since this relationship has sadly come to an end. But that’s just not a good stick that Klay is showing off right there. I’m sorry. It’s just not.

It’s his time.

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

There is no McTry. Only McDo.

Confederate Army surrendered 161 years ago today, April 9, 1865.

You know a fresh coat of paint and a couple throw pillows could turn this trap house into a trap home.

“That’s no moon,” says horrified Artemis II crew. More at 11.

‘A Goofy Movie’ released 31 years ago today in theaters.

31 years ago today, ‘A Goofy Movie’ released in theaters.

He has risen

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!

REGULATORSSSSS

Hershey says it will use classic recipes for all Reese’s products starting next year 🍫 This comes after Reese's Peanut Butter Cups inventor’s grandson blasted them for replacing the candy's chocolate and peanut butter ingredients “I bought some and had to throw the bag in the garbage. I couldn't eat it. It was not edible ... it was all vegetable oils and fats" (via @NBCNews)

the supreme court implies the existence of a meat lover’s court